Have you tried, instead, to maybe make some "Improve Your Life" style cults, you Circle jer- er . . . Circle mean-folks?
Like, seriously. Some good P.R., and you would have people lining up around the block to get a new life! Market it as the new Wonder Drug Cure-All for all of life's ills. I mean, sure . . . you'll have to contend with the Family and the Skulls getting uppity about you cutting into their markets, but I think you can handle 'em. At worst, they're just volunteering themselves as extra hosts, no?