D*cks in chat

[Haijinx]

9 hours ago, Luminara said:

 

That is baseless slander propagated by geese.

 

Geese are evil.  Ducks are angelic.

Lies!

 

 

 

[WanderingAries]

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Oh wait, wrong D*

[Luminara]

22 minutes ago, Haijinx said:

Lies!

 

 

 

That's not evil, it's evolution.

 

This is evil.

 

 

Evil.  Winged demons.  Unholy minions of the underworld.  Tormentors of every other living thing on the planet.  Being an asshole isn't something evolved, it's a choice.  Geese choose to be assholes.  That makes them the most evil thing known.

 

Oh, they also have serrated beaks AND TONGUES.  You'll run afoul of that far, far more frequently than you'll be likely to encounter spiky duck wang.

[Nerio72]

1 hour ago, Luminara said:

spiky duck wang.

I didn't watch the video and now I don't think I can...ever. 😳

[Greycat]

51 minutes ago, Nerio72 said:

I didn't watch the video and now I don't think I can...ever. 😳

Just pretend it's #11 on the menu and comes with noodles or veggies and rice.

[EmmySky]

On 12/22/2020 at 5:46 PM, Nerio72 said:

I'm embarrassed. I thought this was something else entirely...

<Whistles while casually walking away>

I really HOPED it was something else entirely.

[SableShrike]

Got a lot of swans here in Europe, and same deal as geese.

 

“They’re so pretty!”  Yeah.  15 meters away.  You get close to those beaksnakes and they turn into Linda Blair from The Exorcist.

[Haijinx]

2 hours ago, Nerio72 said:

I didn't watch the video and now I don't think I can...ever. 😳

Three words 

 

Necrophiliac Rapist Ducks 

[Player2]

43 minutes ago, Haijinx said:

Three words 

 

Necrophiliac Rapist Ducks 

Is that a new Scandinavian death metal band?

[gourdhead]

6 hours ago, Player2 said:

Is that a new Scandinavian death metal band?

\mm/

[Rishidian]

This one's going off the deep end...and I'm not going there

[Ironblade]

On 12/22/2020 at 9:24 PM, Haijinx said:

You know ducks are evil, right?

I think you may be confusing them with geese, which are the spawn of Satan.

[Ironblade]

On 12/23/2020 at 12:48 AM, Ghost said:

Forgive me if the answer is simple - how do I find the TF channel on Everlasting ?

The channel name is Everlasting TFs

Make sure you don't forget the S at the end.  There is also Everlasting TF with just a tiny number of people on it.

 

In case you, or someone else, are unfamiliar with joining a new channel, here is the procedure.

Right-click in your chat window (on whichever tab/window you want to new channel to appear in).

Select CHANNEL SEARCH (near the bottom of the menu).  By default, it might bring up that channel.  For me, it brings up five channels with Everlasting in the name when I'm on Everlasting.

If it's not displaying the channel you want, search for it.

Select the channel by left-clicking it in the list.

Click the JOIN CHANNEL button.

Done.

 

NOTE:  Joining a channel is a GLOBAL ACTION so it affects all characters on that account.  HOWEVER, the new channel will only be in the chat window of the character that just added it.  All other characters will need to add it.  Personally, I have two keybinds set up to make this easier.

 

One is "chatsavefile c:/1_data/text/CoH/chat_main.txt".  That's the full path where I store my CoH bind and chat files.  So, after adding a new channel, I hit that button to update my default file.  On other characters, I can then use "chatloadfile c:/1_data/text/CoH/chat_main.txt"

 

These both appear in my main keybind file.  When I created a new character, I have to manually type bindloadfile c:/1_data/text/CoH/binds_main.txt

That loads a file with something like 40 keybinds to make my CoH QoL so much better.  From that point, everything else is one keystroke.

[Haijinx]

33 minutes ago, Ironblade said:

I think you may be confusing them with geese, which are the spawn of Satan.

Geese may also be evil.

 

But Ducks do not get a pass.

 

No Whataboutism in Bird nastiness! 

[Doomguide2005]

On 12/24/2020 at 2:03 PM, Haijinx said:

Geese may also be evil.

 

But Ducks do not get a pass.

 

No Whataboutism in Bird nastiness! 

Clearly it's the owls that don't give a hoot.  Oh yes, yes I did go there.

[Haijinx]

24 minutes ago, Doomguide2005 said:

Clearly it's the owls that don't give a hoot.  Oh yes, yes I did go there.

One

Two

Three

Crunch!

 

The world may never know.

[GM Tock]

Just because in game support is on vacation doesn't mean I take a break.  Now that Festivus is over, your grievance is aired.  

 

You got the tools.  Ignore, petition... Heck, if you don't like a particular channel, edit the tab and pull it out of rotation.  This isn't anything new.  Threads of this nature don't end well, however, so before folks cite real world examples and players reply in umbrage...

 

Let's just move on.