It is time to ban costume contests

[Gerswin]

This might ruffle some feathers but the year is 2025.  There are more than 8 billion people on this planet and less than 1 in 6 celebrates Halloween.  The continent of Australia is wider than the moon, and insects are a good source of protein. We can't keep lining up in Atlas park like degenerates.  Cocaine is a hell of a drug.  First time offenders can get a 24 hour ban but after that, no additional bans are necessary.

[JJDrakken]

[UltraAlt]

  On 4/1/2025 at 2:13 PM, Gerswin said:

We can't keep lining up in Atlas park like degenerates.

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[Ridiculous Girl]

[Demobot]

The only sensible solution is to ban costumes. Replace all player models with cubes of equal size. Costume contests will be replaced with Cube Compliance Inspections. Any player found not being perfectly cubical will have their access to the third dimension permanently revoked.

[Snarky]

I, along with many of my fellow Red-siders, have been against lineups for years!

 

[TheMoneyMaker]

  On 4/1/2025 at 3:12 PM, Demobot said:

The only sensible solution is to ban costumes. Replace all player models with cubes of equal size. Costume contests will be replaced with Cube Compliance Inspections. Any player found not being perfectly cubical will have their access to the third dimension permanently revoked.

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I thought you were going to propose turning Paragon City into a nudist colony, but I am on board with the cubes thing. Of course, why not combine the ideas and make it naked cubes?

[Troo]

  On 4/1/2025 at 3:12 PM, Demobot said:

The only sensible solution is to ban costumes. Replace all player models with cubes of equal size. Costume contests will be replaced with Cube Compliance Inspections. Any player found not being perfectly cubical will have their access to the third dimension permanently revoked.

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[MoonSheep]

  On 4/1/2025 at 3:12 PM, Demobot said:

The only sensible solution is to ban costumes. Replace all player models with cubes of equal size. Costume contests will be replaced with Cube Compliance Inspections. Any player found not being perfectly cubical will have their access to the third dimension permanently revoked.

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i think HERO_ID_116842 here has a great suggestion. or wait, was he 116841? i can’t remember

[Demobot]

  On 4/1/2025 at 3:25 PM, TheMoneyMaker said:

I thought you were going to propose turning Paragon City into a nudist colony, but I am on board with the cubes thing. Of course, why not combine the ideas and make it naked cubes?

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[momentarygrace]

[Water]

I tried to get breathing banned but you know...

[Blastit]

This would be fun just because of how people would have to arrange underground costume contests and dodge sting operations

[Go0gleplex]

CITY WIDE FREE TACO DAY! (except for Vahz. They're toxic enough without help) :P

[Doomguide2005]

  On 4/1/2025 at 4:38 PM, Blastit said:

This would be fun just because of how people would have to arrange underground costume contests and dodge sting operations

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I swear it was just an old costume change macro officer

[Oubliette_Red]

[biostem]

  On 4/1/2025 at 2:13 PM, Gerswin said:

This might ruffle some feathers

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I give this thread my deepest condemnation, in the form of the oft-reviled PINEAPPLE PIZZA reaction!!!

[biostem]

  On 4/1/2025 at 4:38 PM, Blastit said:

This would be fun just because of how people would have to arrange underground costume contests and dodge sting operations

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Now I'm picturing someone in a long trench coat trying to lure people into some dark alley, only for them to reveal a pristine and impressive costume underneath...

[Heliphyn34u]

  On 4/1/2025 at 3:12 PM, Demobot said:

The only sensible solution is to ban costumes. Replace all player models with cubes of equal size. Costume contests will be replaced with Cube Compliance Inspections. Any player found not being perfectly cubical will have their access to the third dimension permanently revoked.

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I mean, if costumes were banned from even the statues, most people wouldn't want to stand under Atlas (or maybe they would?).  Oh wait, cubes?  Like 3D Pong, and we're the "ball"?

 

  On 4/1/2025 at 5:22 PM, Go0gleplex said:

CITY WIDE FREE TACO DAY! (except for Vahz. They're toxic enough without help) 😛

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Oof, yeah.  Bad enough that the Vahz vomit on you -- let's not give them a new power . . .

 

[ChzBoi]

  On 4/1/2025 at 9:46 PM, biostem said:

Ioft-reviled PINEAPPLE PIZZA reaction!!!

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.....PAppZa is the best za.......end discussion.......

[Chance Jackson]

  On 4/1/2025 at 2:13 PM, Gerswin said:

This might ruffle some feathers but the year is 2025.  There are more than 8 billion people on this planet and less than 1 in 6 celebrates Halloween.  The continent of Australia is wider than the moon, and insects are a good source of protein. We can't keep lining up in Atlas park like degenerates.  Cocaine is a hell of a drug.  First time offenders can get a 24 hour ban but after that, no additional bans are necessary.

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All that hatin just cause you keep losin 

 

 

/s

[High_Beam]

A Kheldian Assassination team is being formed by @Laucianna in Pocket D as we speak.

[Lines]

I like this thread, but I don't know why.

[Skyhawke]

  On 4/2/2025 at 6:51 AM, Lines said:

I like this thread, but I don't know why.

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It's on a level of ridiculous that makes you think it's an April Fools gag yet on a level of ridiculous that it feels like business as usual around here.

[MoonSheep]

  On 4/2/2025 at 6:51 AM, Lines said:

I like this thread, but I don't know why.

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