Nerf That!

[SwitchFade]

Nerf bicycle shops,

 

Nerf lollipops.

 

Nerf double beds and air heads.

 

Nerf counterclockwise and chili cheese fires.

 

Nerf the train momma was thrown from,

 

And nerf that Regen set cuz it's so dumb.

 

[Gremlin]

On 1/29/2020 at 3:09 PM, SwitchFade said:

Nerf pajamas, the inside of ovens and Olympic curling.

My brain is now locked in this loop:

• But what do they have in common? Do people curl ovens in pyjamas?
• Fool! They have nothing in common.
• But why the inside of ovens. Why pyjamas? What do they have in common?
• Still nothing fool. Snap out of it.
• Ok. Ok. It's just internet drivel I get it. ... But why curling? What's he got against curling?
• Aaaaaggghhh!

 

[Gremlin]

I just realised. You nerfed my brain.

[Oubliette_Red]

Nerf Aggro/Agro/Argo cap threads.

[Dz131]

I agree, nerf hasten.  It's power level is obviously way above any t1 pool power.  Do it you cowards so we can finally have some build shake up and not need to include this mandatory skill.

[siolfir]

53 minutes ago, Oubliette_Red said:

Nerf Aggro/Agro/Argo cap threads.

Nerf argyle/argyle caps!

Edited April 10, 2020 by siolfir

[justicebeliever]

1 hour ago, Oubliette_Red said:

Nerf Aggro/Agro/Argo cap threads.

I'm fine with Argo caps...they are pretty stylin'

 

The rest I am perma-haten.

 

Also nerf haten, please!

[SwitchFade]

On 4/10/2020 at 9:26 AM, Dz131 said:

I agree, nerf hasten.  It's power level is obviously way above any t1 pool power.  Do it you cowards so we can finally have some build shake up and not need to include this mandatory skill.

Nerf the letter D

 

Nerf the letter Z

 

Nerf Rollin, nerf patrollin'..

 

And perrma-haten the nerfin' herdin'

 

Saturday nerf the forums

[Troo]

On 1/29/2020 at 7:09 AM, SwitchFade said:

Nerf pajamas, the inside of ovens and Olympic curling.

 

still trying to figure it out.. there must be a riddle in there..

 

My jammies are hot and have giant stones?

You can earn big rocks cleaning ovens and ironing pajamas?

Will Ferrell?

 

Edited May 7, 2020 by Troo

[SwitchFade]

Just now, Troo said:

My jammies are hot and have giant stones?

 

... still trying to figure it out.. there must be a riddle in that line.. must be

If a rhyme you seek, be it perverser sleek,

 

Then so shall you find, but keep this in mind;

 

An eloquent skein of tales and trope,

 

Would hardly suffice if adroitly remote.

 

So shall I labour colossally,

 

To weave a tale fit for three.

 

A giant, a gentle, a lady alone,

 

A prison eternal, fashioned of stone.

 

A hero enamored, at honor's behest,

 

Through hot, through cold and sleep bereft.

 

With valor and mettle the battle laid bare,

 

To serve the code of charge d'honneur.

 

Valiantly standing upon chivalry,

 

A hero, a lady, a courtly decree.

 

Our hero now conquered, mundane now we see,

 

That deftly the lady wrought true victory.

 

[Troo]

Is it Wednesday yet.. haven't seen many Nerf mentions on the boards.

[Apparition]

12 minutes ago, Troo said:

Is it Wednesday yet.. haven't seen many Nerf mentions on the boards.

Nerf Troo!

[Frostbiter]

Nerf Wednesdays!

[Nerio72]

I heard NC Soft bought Hasbro so we can no longer use the word "Nerf" in any form.

[Frostbiter]

Technically its NERF that's trademarked. It's an acronym for non expanding recreational foam.

 

[Nerio72]

6 minutes ago, Frostbiter said:

Technically its NERF that's trademarked. It's an acronym for non expanding recreational foam.

 

Damn, my whole joke just collapsed in on itself...

[Troo]

NERF no deflate. You're good!

[Substaticman]

nerf fire and tw

[SwitchFade]

Nerf bubble gum, nerf victory laps,

 

Nerf red tomatos and small dancing cats.

 

Nerf carpet, nerf pennies, nerf newspaper hats,

 

Nerf Regen, nerf wagons but mostly, nerf bats.

[ZeeHero]

The fact we can take on more than 3 enemies of any rank at once is brokenly OP, please nerf it so tankers die in 2 hits if they take more than 3 enemies. Jack Emmert said so, it must be true.

 

Fun clearly only comes from being stomped by anything with an attack. Feeling powerful is bad design. 🤣

[Troo]

Definitely nerf pennies. Seriously .99, who are you fooling?

[Patti]

Canada already did that.   Pennies were cost 3 cents worth of material each to mint.

[GastlyGibus]

Nerf Blasters. I kill things too fast and I never get the satisfaction of watching my Beam Rifle's Disintegrate power spread! >:v

[Peacemoon]

Nerf Rest, it’s the most powerful debuff ingame! 

[EmmySky]

Nerf nerfs...I want 'em to hit hard and dirty and really hurt, no more soft fuzzy nerfs,  back to the kinda nerfs that hit regen long ago. 

 

Then nerf regen.