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    Doctor Hetzfeld:
        Thank you for showing up, Character!
        Good news! The cyborgs are a success and follow my every command!
        Bad news! I'm going to use them to kill you!
        It's been a pleasure working with you, but now...
        DIE!
 

    Super Cyborg:

        Understood... master...!

 

    Doctor Hetzfeld:

        ...!?

 

    Super Cyborg:

        Master... commands!
        Obey the master...!

 

    Doctor Hetzfeld:

        No... no no no no no!

 

    Super Cyborg:

        Orders... received...!

 

    Doctor Hetzfeld:

        Not you fools! Character is the one who is supposed to DIE!

 

    Super Cyborg:

        Yes... Master...!

 

    Doctor Hetzfeld:

        Stop! Stopstopstopstopstop!
        No! Not like this!

 

[...]

 

    Doctor Hetzfeld:

        So...
        Character... about that... betrayal...
        ...

 

    Doctor Hetzfeld:
       ...! I have more ghouls! DIE!

 

 

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On 3/31/2020 at 10:26 PM, fitzsimmons said:

I have some “odd” toon names.

 

NPC in Cimerora: Nobody can defeat Herpes!

 

Different toon...

 

Vanguard security:  Not so fast Numbnuts, I need to see some identification.

 

I also have a toon named Enormous Genitals and Fart monster but the above two NPC quotes come to mind.


The Cimeroran NPCs say things just like the NPCs in all the other zones. It was a little weird when I completed a LRSF and then went straight to the ITF and an NPC in a toga said, "$Playername just beat up the Freedom Phalanx in Atlas Park!"

Pass that NPC on to Sister Solaris, baby, 'cause she's got some mad visions of the future.

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Proof that sometimes even Nemesis has to scrape the bottom of the barrel when recruiting. A mission to recover a track sample from a Nemesis hideout:

 

[NPC] Dr. Ulecht: We can sort who betrayed whom out later!
[NPC] Lt. Epstein: It's not as if Vredefort were going to barge in here or something!

 

One application of Meteor:

 

[NPC] Dr. Ulecht: Vredefort! We are betrayed! The Center will hear of this!
[NPC] Lt. Epstein: I am not sure that this negotiation is truly secure.

You have defeated Dr. Ulecht
You have defeated Lt. Epstein

 

Lt. Epstein's capacity for understatement is amazing.

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[NPC] Night Widow: Noooo. The south checkpoint. No Your other left.

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" When it's too tough for everyone else,

it's just right for me..."

( Unless it's Raining, or Cold, or Really Dirty

or there are Sappers, Man I hate those Guys...)

                                                      Marine X

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First Flux door mish:

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That's one laid back Troll.:-)

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After saving a ghost from the Circle of Thorns:

 

[NPC] Ghost: They said I'd like life... as a ghost... but so far... it's pretty... lousy.

 

While doing missions in Night Ward:

 

[NPC] Patrolman: You come to the world of the dead, then you stay in the world of the dead, weezer!

 

[NPC] Spirit Guide: All you outsiders are good for is being dead, so hop to it.

 

[NPC] Watcher: And so I says to 'im, 'Hey, mate, you're dead, so shut yer mouth and let's get on wit it.'

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One of Bocor's missions, redside. Fighting "Duke" Mordrogar.

 

As I approach him:

 

"It is here! Soon we shall free its master! Nothing shall stop us!"

 

 

As I fight him:

 

"Feel the flames of Duke Mordrogar! Your pitiful powers are nothing to me! My flames shall not falter! You will burn! You will ALL burn!"

 

 

After I've defeated him:

 

"Oh. Whoah. Okay, I give up."

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Not a quote, but:
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Oh, good lord, no...hasn't the man suffered enough?

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they've added more, haven't they?!

 

such a simple thing it's pretty great.

"Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown  (Wise words Unknown!)

Si vis pacem, para bellum

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2 hours ago, Troo said:

they've added more, haven't they?!

 

such a simple thing it's pretty great.

 

I think they have. I've now been on HC three times longer than I was on live, though, so I'm not always certain which lines have always been there.

 

Is the 5th Column guy in IP saying, "I make this uniform look good!" new?

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Hugo THE Boss (aka Singer)

Master of Gravity and Kinetics

Archvillain of The Needle

Able to seamlessly conjure and throw Sewing Machines at will (or whatever his name is)

Creator of the 5th Column line of uniforms

Catch phrase: Darn Him!

 

 

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On 4/12/2022 at 8:20 AM, srmalloy said:

*Sigh* That's what I get for making obscure historical jokes. Hugo Boss produced the uniforms for the SA, HJ, SS, and later the Wehrmacht before and during WWII.

Had no idea. 

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Completely coincidental combination of NPC lines in Brickstown that made me chuckle:

 

[NPC] Panhandler: Extra change?

[NPC] Elda: I feel much safer with you guys around.

 

(Elda was actually talking to a PPD Shell)

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Ran across this one in Atlas Park near Ms. Liberty.

 

Community Relations Officer: I would like to remind people to refrain from drinking from the fountains. The water in those fountains contains a lot of chlorine and you could die.

 

 

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