RikOz Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Not an NPC quote, but the intro popup in a redside mission: "This is a nice office. It won't be, when you're done with it. But it's nice now." 4 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oracle82 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 From the new content in i27 Doc Buzzsaw: "Oh, and if you hear any odd noises, it's just the Cattleprod of Motivation being used. For science!" 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grindingsucks Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Oracle82 said: From the new content in i27 Doc Buzzsaw: "Oh, and if you hear any odd noises, it's just the Cattleprod of Motivation being used. For science!" Ha, ha! There are several thigh-slappers in that one. I also enjoyed the bit where you get a "Morality Tip" when you find the parking ticket and the choice is Do I keep the ticket so the guy gets towed, or validate it so that the city will be denied the revenue." Villains are so EEEEBIIIIILLLL!!! 😆 2 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrudeVileTerror Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 A Blood Widow speaking to a Fortunata Seer in the Double Down fortress of St. Martial: "I'm just saying...making the moves on your superior's girlfriend is probably not the best way to get ahead within the Recluse organization." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonscribe Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 From the i27 Agent Watkins arc: [NPC] JuNK5h0t: This music is off the chain! Out of bounds! Unctious! [NPC] JuNK5h0t: ...Unctious? Yeah why not! And from the same mission in that arc, there's this clue, which I'm guessing is a callback to Westin Phipps's Miss Francine arc... 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 7 hours ago, Moonscribe said: [NPC] JuNK5h0t: This music is off the chain! Out of bounds! Unctious! [NPC] JuNK5h0t: ...Unctious? Yeah why not! And this should go into the typo thread, too, because it's "unctuous". 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenosone Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 Crey mission defeat all: No witnesses. I agree. Now off to save hopkins. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorkNemesis Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Random Legacy Chain on duty in The Hollows: I do not mind it here, really. Atlas Park is just next door and you can buy a simply delightful concoction there called a 'taco', if you wish! Have the Legacy Chain not heard of tacos before? 2 Currently playing on Indomitable as @Zork Nemesis; was a Protector native on live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrudeVileTerror Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 The Legacy Chain seemed to have originated from the Rogue Isles, where all they had were Nick's Delicious Weenies. (Not official Lore.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 On 8/29/2020 at 6:14 AM, Onemantankwall said: Crystal: I'm taking martial arts lessons and one day VERY SOON you're going to get a big surprise! One of my toons is a teenaged female Martial Arts/Ninjitsu scrapper, and her bio is completely based upon the various things mugging victims in Atlas Park say. (Though it's mostly lines the victims say to the player after they're rescued.) "Every week somebody was trying to steal Mandy's purse! Finally, she decided she'd had enough, and she beat the tar out of the next mugger who tried. It was the most exciting thing that ever happened to her! Perhaps not coincidentally, several years ago Mandy's mother was rescued from a mugger by a hero, and told the hero, "I hope my kid grows up to be just like you!"" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgefund Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 (edited) I just spent about 5 minutes jumping to and fro the campus in Croatoa hoping to get one of the NPCs milling to give my favorite quote (so I could give it precisely). Sadly I was unable to but it goes something like this: "Shhhh, discrete math..." Edited January 22, 2021 by Hedgefund 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seen2BeGreen Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 On 1/21/2021 at 12:18 AM, ZorkNemesis said: Random Legacy Chain on duty in The Hollows: I do not mind it here, really. Atlas Park is just next door and you can buy a simply delightful concoction there called a 'taco', if you wish! Have the Legacy Chain not heard of tacos before? It wasn't Tuesday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CursedSorcerer Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 On 12/6/2020 at 2:21 PM, Apogee said: Heard from Resistance fighters during an ambush in Praetoria: Resistance Recruit(1): Go! Resistance Recruit(2): Wolverines! Resistance Recruit(3): W....what? Resistance Recruit(4): Really? Resistance Recruit(5):: Wolverines? When? I've done both the Loyalist Power Storyline and the Responsibility Storyline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 In the Hollows: [NPC] Blood Brother Slammer: You know what we should do? We should go back to Kings Row or Atlas Park or whatever and grab a bunch of people, drag them back here, and then just make them walk around. Why? So we can rob them, of course. Duh! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TemporalVileTerror Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CursedSorcerer Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 (edited) [NPC] T3h B0ss: I'm gonna buy a sports car, and then weld it to me. [NPC] T3h B0ss: Like some kind of sports car centaur. [NPC] T3h B0ss: Nothing will stop my dream of an all-leather interior! [NPC] Mad Freak Chopper: Aw. I really wanted to see if that Sportaur idea would work, too! Edited January 26, 2021 by CursedSorcerer 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOtherTed Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 From a redside kidnap target: "Look, let's work something out. You're a reasonable - well, let's work something out anyway." 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 Button Man Muscle in a mission from the "Tsoo Coup" arc: "This is beginning to suck." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TemporalVileTerror Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 Silver Mantis Strike Force, Stop Negotiations (between Council and Sky Raiders): [20:04:39] [NPC] Porter: Don't you think it's weird? [20:04:39] [NPC] Wing Raider: What's weird? [20:04:41] [NPC] Porter: You know. We're the Sky Raiders, but we're not actually stealing anything here. [20:04:41] [NPC] Wing Raider: Well... Yeah. [20:04:43] [NPC] Porter: I mean, it just feels wrong to me not to be stealing stuff. [20:04:43] [NPC] Wing Raider: Huh. [20:04:45] [NPC] Wing Raider: Now that I think about it, you do have a point. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorkNemesis Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 (edited) Came across this excellent line in a "talk to the NPC box" in one of the 20-30 range Villain tips for Vigilantes. What do you mean 'no room for mercy'? He actually did it, he did the hand quotes. That just pisses you off. Further along in the mission... He did the hand quotes again. Rage. Edited February 15, 2021 by ZorkNemesis 2 4 Currently playing on Indomitable as @Zork Nemesis; was a Protector native on live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 Gravedigger Chopper: I'm too good looking. That's what it is. She couldn't take it. (Jeez, so much great material in the Hollows) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 First time I've ever spotted this one in Atlas Park: Community Relations Officer: There have been rumors that some of the refugees have been stealing local pets and eating them. We've investigated and have made one arrest. I would like to stress that this was an isolated incident. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troo Posted February 23, 2021 Author Share Posted February 23, 2021 "Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown (Wise words Unknown!) Si vis pacem, para bellum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorkNemesis Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 (edited) The Television is outright savage about its contempt for other forms of media. From the Valentine tip delivery from the Internet to Television: "Books, radio, you are yesterday's news and nobody loves you; Internet is amazing so you should probably make everyone's lives easier and go die in a fire." Edited February 24, 2021 by ZorkNemesis 1 Currently playing on Indomitable as @Zork Nemesis; was a Protector native on live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 After I rescued this hacker from the Hellions (screenshotted because I didn't feel like trying to type out his name): 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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