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Blood brother slammer: Peanut butter and banana. What sandwich did you bring?

 

 

(I like it when they're just having these little conversations in the Hollows, I usually leave them alone)

 

 

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I'm not NOT here to make friends.

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I was quite surprised the first time I fought Silver Mantis during the Dark Watcher arc:

 

Silver Mantis: Why can't Marshal Brass take care of this?
Or Olivia? Or Dr. Aeon?
No, wait. Okay, not Aeon.
But why is it always me?

 

Silver Mantis: Oh! Well, hello there, prey!          (fight begin)
Silver Mantis: You don't have to start slow on my account. I like it rough.    (75% health)
Silver Mantis: Yes! You're so... Forceful!             (50% health)
Silver Mantis: YES! YES! YES!                              (25% health)
Silver Mantis: Ooooh... What a fighter...             (Defeated)  
See you again sometime.
Call me...

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Running around in Praetorita-ville:

 

[NPC] Protester: We are very unhappy and that is why we are holding these protest signs!

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After saving a few reformed Freakshow from the Carnival of Shadows during a Pawn Shop robbery:

 

[NPC] Reformed SalesFreak: And to think I used to date a Carnie! Nothing but issues, I tell you.

 

[NPC] Reformed Freak Proprietor: L00k, w3'r3 r3f0rmed! W3'v3 g0t l1v3s n0w, 4nd 1'm 4 buz1n3ss Pwnz0r!

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Posted (edited)

Overheard in Atlas Park: 

[NPC] Worried Citizen: Is it true that purse prices are going up again?

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I overheard a Family member In IP tell a victim, "Your mouth wrote a check, and now your face is going to pay". LOL...one of my faves

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y0Y5yFQ.png Forever grateful to be back in my city!
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hoping for some additional fun npc dialogue with the new patch.

 

there's an idea to start a suggestion thread for player created npc dialogue that could be used in-game. thoughts?

"Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown  (Wise words Unknown!)

Si vis pacem, para bellum

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23 hours ago, Troo said:

hoping for some additional fun npc dialogue with the new patch.

 

Yeah. I'll skip the spoilers, but I suspect you'll enjoy one particular moment of taunting dialog from an opponent in upcoming content. 😉

 

And then there's the other absolute genius source of dialog that I suspect will be landing in this thread shortly after pg3 goes live.

 

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You see a mousetrap? I see free cheese and a f$%^ing challenge.

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Heard in Pocket D:

 

[NPC] Freakshow Raver: I love your knives. You know, you can use them on me later if ya want.
[NPC] Knives of Artemis Raver: Right.

 

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is this a new version? Arbiters in an Atlas DFB

 

[Caption] You know the drill, Arbiter, next level, etc. etc.
[Caption] You'll be down in the belly of the beast, or whatever sort of intense metaphor you want to associate with the bottom of sewers. All that's left is to take down those hydras. For the glory of Arachnos, or whatever glory you'd rather associate with this whole thing.

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"Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown  (Wise words Unknown!)

Si vis pacem, para bellum

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Attacking a group of three Hellions in AP:

 

Blood Brother Slicer: We got numbers.

 

Blood Brother Slugger, running away: We've got trouble!

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''I go to Grandville for some decent coffee and this is what happens?''

 

Arbiter Sands and his sheer levels of not giving a damn might make him my favorite npc ever.

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The Hollows remains an excellent source of memorable quotes.  Here's a Hellion peddling his wares.

 

 [NPC] Blood Brother Slicer: Stuff and more stuff. Not great stuff. But stuff.

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Currently playing on Indomitable as @Zork Nemesis; was a Protector native on live.

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While stopping the bombing during a safeguard mission:

 

Mire Eidolon: It feels weird to have explosives that aren't wired into a walking corpse.

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Heard near Valkyrie and Positron in Steel Canyon:

 

 [NPC] Korey: I heard that Vredefort challenged a daemon to a rock-off and won!

 

Which isn't particularly humorous without the additional knowledge that Vredefort is a Seismic/Earth Blaster.

 

And proof that intelligence isn't a prerequisite for flunkies:

 

[NPC] Enforcer Smasher: Don't mind the blood on this piece.
[NPC] Stunner Chief: More of this stuff?
[NPC] Stunner Chief: Ya keep bringing me crap I can't use!

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