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I'd find who was responsible for putting me in the game and beat them as much, as hard and as long as necessary in order to be sent home.  I can't tolerate being separated from my cats for more than a few hours.

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Get busy living... or get busy dying.  That's goddamn right.

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For the love of Mike, don't look at your feet!

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Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko.

Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko.

But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!)

Posted
2 hours ago, Sakai said:

Beat up some bad guys, get an inspiration plus a tiny bit of influence then head to Wentworth.

 

I wish I had your confidence.  I haven't won a fight since the 6th grade.  I mean, I haven't lost one since then either but... that kid wasn't even into making demon pacts yet.

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Posted
12 minutes ago, DoctorDitko said:

For the love of Mike, don't look at your feet!

Or use the restroom .....

wtf!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Ironically, while I'm strongly against this as a person at a keyboard, if I were really in game, I'd head straight to AE and get someone to PL me some free levels so I can defend myself.

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Prismatic Monkey - Seismic / Martial Blaster, Shadow Dragon Monkey - Staff / Dark Brute, Murder Robot Monkey - Arachnos Night Widow

 

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3 minutes ago, JasperStone said:

AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Point taken... so to speak.

 

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Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko.

Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko.

But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!)

Posted
31 minutes ago, biostem said:

What if I'm a police drone in real life?

How are you working the keyboard?

Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko.

Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko.

But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!)

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But @America's Angel!

You can't scream.

You can only emit a speech bubble above your head with a string of As in it, followed by an exclamation point.

That thing on your face?   It's not a mouth.   It's a crude simulation of a mouth.

And then there's the fact that your cloths are now a part of you . . . 

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6 minutes ago, GraspingVileTerror said:

But @America's Angel!

You can't scream.

You can only emit a speech bubble above your head with a string of As in it, followed by an exclamation point.

That thing on your face?   It's not a mouth.   It's a crude simulation of a mouth.

And then there's the fact that your cloths are now a part of you . . . 

 

Goodbye nipples, my old friends.

I'd love to see you once again.

But the devs were afraid of creeping,

Nerfed the nips while we were sleeping.

Of the areola that once graced my chest,

Nothing's left.

Within the City,

of Heroes.

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Get busy living... or get busy dying.  That's goddamn right.

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And that's why Luminara has twice as many likes as posts!

 

Hat's off!

 

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Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko.

Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko.

But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!)

Posted
9 hours ago, Sakai said:

Beat up some bad guys, get an inspiration plus a tiny bit of influence then head to Wentworth.


Seriously, how much could Founders Falls cost anyway?

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Who run Bartertown?

 

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Go to the top of a tall building. Jump off. Land on my feet, taking no damage.

 

Walk around trainers and push heroes out of my way. Especially the big, tanky types. If they're AFK, maybe I can push them to the villain groups.

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1: Do I have powers or not?

If no?  Hide in a nice safe corner someplace.
I'd say hide in a cleared out Council bunker someplace.
But those bastards are so damn industrious, you clear them out, walk out, turn around, walk back in and the place is CRAWLING with them again!  Nonononono!

If yes, bust heads.

If you want to be godlike, pick anything.

If you want to be GOD, pick a TANK!

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41 minutes ago, Hyperstrike said:

1: Do I have powers or not?

If no?  Hide in a nice safe corner someplace.
I'd say hide in a cleared out Council bunker someplace.
But those bastards are so damn industrious, you clear them out, walk out, turn around, walk back in and the place is CRAWLING with them again!  Nonononono!

If yes, bust heads.

 

SAFEST place to be, in a council base. You KNOW a PI Radio Group will show up ANY MINUTE to rescue you.

 

Redside arachnos or longbow base? LAST safe place to be. NOONE WILL EVER SAVE YOU.

Posted
1 hour ago, KelvinKole said:

Find Mother Mayhem and commence my courtship display. 

 

She's only interested in you for your mind.

Get busy living... or get busy dying.  That's goddamn right.

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