DoctorDitko Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 Would you grab your purse and go play tug-of-war with an Outcast? Stand at the bus stop and wait until the heat-death of the universe? Hang out at Terra Volta hoping for an Origin? Go steal a magic artifact from "Butterfingers" Azuria? 2 Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko. Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko. But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarky Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 hide in a room and play video games. there are maniacs outside nuking each other. 5 1 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aracknight Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 Give people the wrong time when they clicked on me so that they are late to things. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorDitko Posted June 29, 2021 Author Share Posted June 29, 2021 lol! Or say "You've wasted 450 hours of your life in this game." Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko. Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko. But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyrioldFarm Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 That would be terrifying. The criminal to normal person ratio seems to be like 10 to 1. I would try to get out ASAP and would try to be very stealthy about it. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GastlyGibus Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 (edited) Obviously I'd just get in my car where I'm 100% safe. I can just drive in circles all day, and there are literally no gas stations anywhere in the city, so no need for gas. Even a Stone Armor tank in granite armor sitting in the middle of the road couldn't stop me! Edited June 29, 2021 by GastlyGibus 4 2 1 Global Handle: @Gibs A guy with unpopular opinions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomguide2005 Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 *blink* wtf! Turn around and look back at the "screen" and ask, "Okay what did you just do?" Hmmm no answer so while practicing social distancing to an obsessive degree make my way to Pocket D. Get a stiff drink (or three). Much better now! Just wait for the server to reboot and ... OH MY what if I don't wake up at home and just blink out of existence! Wait a second what is my security level, do I even have one. Have I swapped with one of my Avatars? Wait I've got it! I have a cell phone I can give the next person who calls a mission. Tell them they must escort me safely around town for a while. I'll promise I'll behave 👹. Jeesuz I've been auto completed. Who's running this!!!!? WAIT! "The servers are being shut down for emergency maintenance" 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murcielago Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 Immediately get in my car and drive as fast and as far as I can. Paragon City is a death trap for civilians. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Replacement Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 14 minutes ago, Doomguide2005 said: Hmmm no answer so while practicing social distancing to an obsessive degree make my way to Pocket D. I think it's known to be about 55' required social distance in Paragon? 25' with a Stealth IO "mask" but I don't think they'll take my Influence. Gosh, rough world when I realize a civvy can't earn influence, which they need to protect themselves from the constant muggings - or at least hide from them slightly better as mentioned. Paragon's Social Disorder exposed! The Influential get more influential! Tonight at 6. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorDitko Posted June 29, 2021 Author Share Posted June 29, 2021 (edited) Good point, I hadn't thought of that. It's not like you can get to the character creation screen from in-game! I guess it depends on whether you are in the game, or in a parallel universe where Paragon City is an actual place. I'd hope for the latter, but that universe is a bit odd. Terminal velocity is low enough that a fall at that speed is something you can shake off. Sometimes contacts can give you stuff over the phone. Elevators only go to one floor, max. And people can change their clothes right out in plain view of everyone, instantly, with no suitcase in sight. I'd still take it if I could. Edited June 29, 2021 by DoctorDitko Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko. Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko. But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomo Kimyata Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 Open up Mids Muggle Creator to work on a new build. 3 Who run Bartertown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorDitko Posted June 29, 2021 Author Share Posted June 29, 2021 (edited) Oh, that's right! Remember to email @Yomo right away! Find a University Borrow a computer, email @Yomo. Then find a bank that isn't currently being robbed. (NB: This may take a while.) Convert Yomo's generosity into hard cash. Profit! Edited June 29, 2021 by DoctorDitko 3 1 Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko. Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko. But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakai Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 Beat up some bad guys, get an inspiration plus a tiny bit of influence then head to Wentworth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexquisite Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 (edited) Run to Icon, buy a cute skirt, boots, and one of those tight, low-cut cleavage display tops. Find Ghost Widow. ❤️ Flirt with Ghost Widow ❤️ ❤️ swoon ❤️ Edited June 29, 2021 by Hexquisite 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyotedancer Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 *grumbles as she walks over to the base portal and enters the code for the Sanctum* *finds Tavaris and has a Very Serious Conversation about his apprentice and her friends tinkering with dimensional boundaries* 1 Taker of screenshots. Player of creepy Oranbegans and Rularuu bird-things. Kai's Diary: The Scrapbook of a Sorcerer's Apprentice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarillo Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 If I have enough plot power to be sent to another world, I clearly have enough plot power that this would mean I have joined the ranks of the world's many supers. So step one is figuring out my AT and powersets, I guess. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasperStone Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 12 minutes ago, Hexquisite said: Run to Icon, buy a cute skirt, boots, and one of those tight, low-cut cleavage display tops. Find Ghost Widow. ❤️ Flirt with Ghost Widow ❤️ ❤️ swoon ❤️ Ghost Widow is MINE! ... she told me ... I just have to complete this one mission ... There always seems to be one more mission 1 /e poofgone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerio72 Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 Sell "How to Get to an Elevator One Floor at a Time Maps" and make a killing(arresting)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Ninja Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 Well I usually need to pee when I wake up... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorDitko Posted June 29, 2021 Author Share Posted June 29, 2021 1 minute ago, JasperStone said: Ghost Widow is MINE! No need to fight over her, folks! One of you can pursue her in Croatoa, the other in Pocket D. 1 Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko. Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko. But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorDitko Posted June 29, 2021 Author Share Posted June 29, 2021 (edited) Oh, wait, that's Warwitch. My bad. So... she's available? Edited June 29, 2021 by DoctorDitko 1 Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko. Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko. But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasperStone Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 38 minutes ago, DoctorDitko said: Oh, wait, that's Warwitch. My bad. So... she's available? She is ... Excuse me ...gotta run .... another mission for Ghost Widow ... She says it is the last one ..then we are together /e poofgone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greycat Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 Figure out a way to train architects to design sensibly laid out office buildings and warehouses. 2 Primarily on Everlasting. Squid afficionado. Former creator of Copypastas. General smartalec. I tried to combine Circle and DE, but all I got were garden variety evil mages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTeague Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 (edited) Walk along the sidewalks content in my absolute invincibility and shove heroes into oncoming traffic while saying stuff like "Isn't <name of guy I just shoved in front of a truck> the best?" Edited June 29, 2021 by MTeague 1 2 Roster: MTeague's characters: The Good, The Bad, and The Gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTeague Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 8 minutes ago, JasperStone said: She is ... Excuse me ...gotta run .... another mission for Ghost Widow ... She says it is the last one ..then we are together There's always Belladona Vertrano, too. Might be a bit warmer. Roster: MTeague's characters: The Good, The Bad, and The Gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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