Infinitum Posted June 12, 2020 Posted June 12, 2020 So a brute, tank, and scrapper walk into a bar... The tank asks why all the fuss for carp melee? The brute shrugs and continues eating the glass bottle. The scrapper shrugs and responds just for the halibut. They all then laugh raucously, well not the brute, brutes don't laugh. 1 1
Bill Z Bubba Posted June 12, 2020 Posted June 12, 2020 <sigh> I'm just gonna go back to drinking with a porpoise now. 1
Solarverse Posted June 12, 2020 Posted June 12, 2020 I'm going to grab my fishing boat, head out to the lake and play my bass guitar. 1 SFX and Music Mods by Solarverse (Consolidated) WP/EM God Mode Tank Guide and Build Help Support the Return of Missing Code for Sound Files!
Frostbiter Posted June 12, 2020 Posted June 12, 2020 What a load of pollock. My brute laughs all the time. 1 Torchbearer Discount Heroes SG: Frostbiter - Ice/Ice Blaster Throneblade - Broadsword/Dark Armor Brute Silver Mantra - Martial Arts/Electric Armor Scrapper
0th Power Posted June 12, 2020 Posted June 12, 2020 Fishing. Did I do that right? 1 1 I am Pro-Human I invented Combat Teleport I invented K'ong (More proof here too) Battle Rifle
SwitchFade Posted June 12, 2020 Posted June 12, 2020 Your thread LURED me. DAM it! ForTUNAtely, it's the weekend and I'm ready to TACKle a a bottle of beer. That is, unless I'm still on the HOOK for a few more tasks... 2
Hexquisite Posted June 12, 2020 Posted June 12, 2020 Now now, chums, clam down. Don't get salty. Sure, it was a porpoisely terrible joke, but I think we should scale back. Yes, it cod have been betta, but can you honestly say you expected krilliance? Salmon has to say it - we shouldn't be surprised. It said it was carp right in the title. 1
Frostbiter Posted June 12, 2020 Posted June 12, 2020 Can't we all just get abalone? 1 Torchbearer Discount Heroes SG: Frostbiter - Ice/Ice Blaster Throneblade - Broadsword/Dark Armor Brute Silver Mantra - Martial Arts/Electric Armor Scrapper
DoctorDitko Posted June 12, 2020 Posted June 12, 2020 Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko. Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko. But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!)
ImpousVileTerror Posted June 12, 2020 Posted June 12, 2020 THIS! THIS THREAD RIGHT HERE! -THIS- is why we need the facepalm reaction. I just hope it's enough to tip the scales in Oubli's favour with the Team. 1
Yoru-hime Posted June 12, 2020 Posted June 12, 2020 You know you love this thread. There's no need to be koi about it. 1 3
Shockacon Posted June 12, 2020 Posted June 12, 2020 meanwhile, I think I found the unofficial t-shirt for this thread:
Frostbiter Posted June 12, 2020 Posted June 12, 2020 That's clearly a knife and a trout. What's the mackerel with you? 😄 Torchbearer Discount Heroes SG: Frostbiter - Ice/Ice Blaster Throneblade - Broadsword/Dark Armor Brute Silver Mantra - Martial Arts/Electric Armor Scrapper
Outrider_01 Posted June 12, 2020 Posted June 12, 2020 (edited) Whats is everyone carping about? Thread seems a bit fishy. Oh cod, I can't stand these types of jokes. Just like a school, everybody is fishing for humor. Guess this thread is the o-fish-al source of smelly humor. I haven't really had time to mullet over, but I flounder every time, a think-tank might be required with something a brain-sturgeon to come up with a joke. Three fish jump into a bucket... I have met my nemo-sis, but I whaley need to stop. What a turtle disaster and sounds a-trout-cious. Cod, that was a eely bad attempt. I took the bait, sorry they were not fin-tastic. I am getting a haddock, these jokes are a pile of carp and I am hooked but not quite up to scale of something funny. Anyone else want to mussel in ahead of me, while I come back with oar jokes. We dolphinetly have a greater oppor-tuna-ty here, but puns are making everyone look gill-ty of krill-ing people with laughter. I’ll bait these puns can keep on going, some of us are clown and suckers. Mean while, I think I am going to get something to eat my chums, something worm. Edited June 12, 2020 by Outrider_01 "Farming is just more fun in my opinion, beating up hordes of angry cosplayers...." - Coyotedancer
Redlynne Posted June 12, 2020 Posted June 12, 2020 Hook. Line. Sinker. Rod. Reel. Fisherman. ... and part of the dock ... This thread has a rather pungent odor to it. Verbogeny is one of many pleasurettes afforded a creatific thinkerizer.
Nafsmar Posted June 13, 2020 Posted June 13, 2020 This is all you need. Consider the thread closed. Your welcome. 1 1
Yomo Kimyata Posted June 13, 2020 Posted June 13, 2020 Wouldn't the carp already be in the tank? Who run Bartertown?
Infinitum Posted June 13, 2020 Author Posted June 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Redlynne said: Hook. Line. Sinker. Rod. Reel. Fisherman. ... and part of the dock ... This thread has a rather pungent odor to it. I know, like Clearly Canadian soft drinks, it was good while it lasted but I think it's circling the bowl to the huge fish tank in the sky now. Oroboros where dead things are reborn... that would be a good pet for mender silos. Nemesis plots were always a bit fishy. I know I'm likely jumping the shark now with this dribble. But what can I say other than CARPe diem. And that is how carp melee was spawned - a bad nemesis plot.
Frostbiter Posted June 13, 2020 Posted June 13, 2020 If I'm going to be honest, I'm not saury at all. Torchbearer Discount Heroes SG: Frostbiter - Ice/Ice Blaster Throneblade - Broadsword/Dark Armor Brute Silver Mantra - Martial Arts/Electric Armor Scrapper
Infinitum Posted June 13, 2020 Author Posted June 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Frostbiter said: If I'm going to be honest, I'm not saury at all. Well thats good at least you wont flounder around in guilt. You are certainly free to have a whale of a time.
Frostbiter Posted June 13, 2020 Posted June 13, 2020 I think we should all keep going. It'd be real crappie if this thread turned into a sleeper. Or maybe I'm just a sucker for puns. Torchbearer Discount Heroes SG: Frostbiter - Ice/Ice Blaster Throneblade - Broadsword/Dark Armor Brute Silver Mantra - Martial Arts/Electric Armor Scrapper
Liam Neeson's Wet Socks Posted June 13, 2020 Posted June 13, 2020 15 hours ago, DoctorDitko said: Is it weird that I came here expecting to find an IO build for this? "You want to slap that AV silly using only a fish? This is how you do it!" As an atheist gamer, I don't believe in god mode
Infinitum Posted June 13, 2020 Author Posted June 13, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, Frostbiter said: I think we should all keep going. It'd be real crappie if this thread turned into a sleeper. Or maybe I'm just a sucker for puns. Yah, this thread is filled to the BRIM with puns. Its fun to read though because I'm getting hard of herring in my older age. Edited June 13, 2020 by Infinitum 1
Marine X Posted June 15, 2020 Posted June 15, 2020 (edited) Did you hear about the fight in that restaurant last night? Four fish got battered! With friends likes these, who needs anemones? ugh... those were very bad... Such a load of carp Off to do some sole searching.... Edited June 15, 2020 by Marine X " When it's too tough for everyone else, it's just right for me..." ( Unless it's Raining, or Cold, or Really Dirty or there are Sappers, Man I hate those Guys...) Marine X
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