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So a brute, tank, and scrapper walk into a bar...


The tank asks why all the fuss for carp melee?


The brute shrugs and continues eating the glass bottle.


The scrapper shrugs and responds just for the halibut.


They all then laugh raucously, well not the brute, brutes don't laugh.

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Now now, chums, clam down. Don't get salty.


Sure, it was a porpoisely terrible joke, but I think we should scale back.


Yes, it cod have been betta, but can you honestly say you expected krilliance?


Salmon has to say it - we shouldn't be surprised. It said it was carp right in the title.

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Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko.

Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko.

But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!)

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Whats is everyone carping about?


Thread seems a bit fishy.


Oh cod, I can't stand these types of jokes.  Just like a school, everybody is fishing for humor.  Guess this thread is the o-fish-al source of smelly humor.  I haven't really had time to mullet over, but I flounder every time, a think-tank might be required with something a brain-sturgeon to come up with a joke. 


Three fish jump into a bucket...


I have met my nemo-sis, but I whaley need to stop.  What a turtle disaster and sounds a-trout-cious.  Cod, that was a eely bad attempt.  I took the bait, sorry they were not fin-tastic.  I am getting a haddock, these jokes are a pile of carp and I am hooked but not quite up to scale of  something funny.  Anyone else want to mussel in ahead of me, while I come back with oar jokes. 


We dolphinetly have a greater oppor-tuna-ty here, but puns are making everyone look gill-ty of krill-ing people with laughter.  


I’ll bait these puns can keep on going, some of us are clown and suckers.  Mean while, I think I am going to get something to eat my chums, something worm.

Edited by Outrider_01

"Farming is just more fun in my opinion, beating up hordes of angry cosplayers...."  - Coyotedancer

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2 hours ago, Redlynne said:








... and part of the dock ...




This thread has a rather pungent odor to it.

I know, like Clearly Canadian soft drinks, it was good while it lasted but I think it's circling the bowl to the huge fish tank in the sky now. 


Oroboros where dead things are reborn... that would be a good pet for mender silos.  Nemesis plots were always a bit fishy.  I know I'm likely jumping the shark now with this dribble. But what can I say other than CARPe diem.


And that is how carp melee was spawned - a bad nemesis plot.

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6 hours ago, Frostbiter said:

I think we should all keep going. It'd be real crappie if this thread turned into a sleeper. Or maybe I'm just a sucker for puns.

Yah, this thread is filled to the BRIM with puns.


Its fun to read though because I'm getting hard of herring in my older age.

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Did you hear about the fight in that restaurant last night? Four fish got battered!

With friends likes these, who needs anemones?


those were very bad...

Such a load of carp

Off to do some sole searching....

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" When it's too tough for everyone else,

it's just right for me..."

( Unless it's Raining, or Cold, or Really Dirty

or there are Sappers, Man I hate those Guys...)

                                                      Marine X

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