PrivateP90x Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 Went around clicking doors to kill some boredom and got this popup after clicking the janitor door by the vault area in Pocket D. Probably just an easter egg but I was wondering if anyone had some information about it. I do want to open it regardless of how foolish it would be. 1 1 Daddy Long Legs on Indom | Son of a Dirt Bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greycat Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 Obviously a tax program lives behind there. 2 1 Primarily on Everlasting. Squid afficionado. Former creator of Copypastas. General smartalec. I tried to combine Circle and DE, but all I got were garden variety evil mages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player2 Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 It's the entrance to the evil Matrix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High_Beam Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 (edited) Its like my dryer and the fact that all dryers when activated open up portals to a specific alternate dimension. There the inhabitants are all hateful because the only thing they do is steal from you. They only speak the binary language of ones and zeroes. Their hatefulness is so pronounced that they don't steal anything of real value but rather complete utility to us bipeds; socks. They steal only 1 sock however (the aforementioned binary aspect). This forces us to wear mismatched socks resulting in general discomfort and embarrassment among our friends, family and peers. They are a malevolent enemy the Binary Sock Thieves of the Kenmore Dimension, worse than the Rikti. Edited March 10, 2023 by High_Beam 4 Girls of Nukem High - Excelsior - Tempus Fabulous, Flattery, Jennifer Chilly, Betty Beatdown, Two Gun Trixie Babes of War - Excelsior - Di Di Guns, Runeslinger, Munitions Mistress, Tideway, Hard Melody, Blue Aria Several alts and of course my original from live on Freedom, OG High Beam (someone else has her non OG name) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyghtmaire Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 3 hours ago, High_Beam said: They steal only 1 sock however (the aforementioned binary aspect). This forces us to wear mismatched socks resulting in general discomfort and embarrassment among our friends, family and peers. Lean into mismatched socks. It’s the only way to close the portal. The Splintered Soul Project: (Nyght****) 21 and counting (18 max). DSorrow: “Give a man a build export and you feed him for a day, teach him to build and he's fed for a lifetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rishidian Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 They only take the LEFT socks. My son has socks that are labeled L and R (from the manufacturer) --I have a lot of R socks remaining with no matching L socks Sux 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemX Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 16 hours ago, PrivateP90x said: Went around clicking doors to kill some boredom and got this popup after clicking the janitor door by the vault area in Pocket D. Probably just an easter egg but I was wondering if anyone had some information about it. I do want to open it regardless of how foolish it would be. "Yeah, them damned capes keep going around jigglin' door handles 'round here like.. what... they are gonna steal my mop? They got nothin' better to do? So you knows what I does?" "What's that, Ned?" "I gots one o' them wizardy types to hex the door. Freaks people right the hell out when they touch it, hee!" "Whoa! How'd you pay for that?" "Cookies." "Oh now you're pullin' my leg!" "No lie! You wouldn't think so but this guy says, damned if everyone doesn't promise him they have cookies if'n he just joins their heroey team and casts his spells for 'em and what do you know but THEY NEVER HAVE COOKIES! So he was happy as a clam. Gave him the whole bag!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironblade Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 17 hours ago, PrivateP90x said: It's DJ Zero's server closet - maintained by top men in the field. 3 2 Originally on Infinity. I have Ironblade on every shard. - My only AE arc: The Origin of Mark IV (ID 48002) Link to the story of Toggle Man, since I keep having to track down my original post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyghtmaire Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Rishidian said: They only take the LEFT socks. My son has socks that are labeled L and R (from the manufacturer) --I have a lot of R socks remaining with no matching L socks Sux I would have thought those would be the ones *left* behind… 1 The Splintered Soul Project: (Nyght****) 21 and counting (18 max). DSorrow: “Give a man a build export and you feed him for a day, teach him to build and he's fed for a lifetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High_Beam Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Nyghtmaire said: I would have thought those would be the ones *left* behind… 2 Girls of Nukem High - Excelsior - Tempus Fabulous, Flattery, Jennifer Chilly, Betty Beatdown, Two Gun Trixie Babes of War - Excelsior - Di Di Guns, Runeslinger, Munitions Mistress, Tideway, Hard Melody, Blue Aria Several alts and of course my original from live on Freedom, OG High Beam (someone else has her non OG name) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenanigunner Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Ironblade said: It's DJ Zero's server closet - maintained by top men in the field. I can't reveal what's really behind the door, but this was the real "server closet" of a rather large client, a few years ago: The janitor's closet I really want to get into, every time, is the one in the office layout, big X-shaped room, in one corner and down a long hallway. I rattle the knob on that one every mish. UPDATED: v4.15 Technical Guide (post 27p7)... 154 pages of comprehensive and validated info on on the nuts and bolts!ALSO: GABS Bindfile · WindowScaler · Teleport Guide · and City of Zeroes all at www.Shenanigunner.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oubliette_Red Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 19 hours ago, PrivateP90x said: Went around clicking doors to kill some boredom and got this popup after clicking the janitor door by the vault area in Pocket D. Probably just an easter egg but I was wondering if anyone had some information about it. I do want to open it regardless of how foolish it would be. These are peppered all around CoH. One of my faves so far... 1 2 Dislike certain sounds? Silence/Modify specific sounds. Looking for modified whole powerset sfx? Check out Michiyo's modder or Solerverse's thread. Got a punny character? You should share it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Shocker Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 18 hours ago, Greycat said: Obviously a tax program lives behind there. Just the tax, man The Ghost Slaying Axe. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherspectre in the room, accept no substitutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasperStone Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 19 hours ago, Shenanigunner said: I can't reveal what's really behind the door, but this was the real "server closet" of a rather large client, a few years ago: The janitor's closet I really want to get into, every time, is the one in the office layout, big X-shaped room, in one corner and down a long hallway. I rattle the knob on that one every mish. *eye twitch *eye twitch *eye twitch 1 /e poofgone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenanigunner Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 20 hours ago, Scarlet Shocker said: Just the tax, man Tacks man? Damn Malta caltrops. UPDATED: v4.15 Technical Guide (post 27p7)... 154 pages of comprehensive and validated info on on the nuts and bolts!ALSO: GABS Bindfile · WindowScaler · Teleport Guide · and City of Zeroes all at www.Shenanigunner.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 On 3/10/2023 at 9:55 AM, Ironblade said: It's DJ Zero's server closet - maintained by top men in the field. He's hiring the wrong people, then.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WanderingAries Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 On 3/10/2023 at 12:55 PM, Ironblade said: It's DJ Zero's server closet - maintained by top men in the field. This image needs to be burned and never shown again. The person who did the above needs to be sent into a blackhole so that they too can be turned into that image. OG Server: Pinnacle <||> Current Primary Server: Torchbearer || Also found on the others if desired Installing CoX: Windows || MacOS || MacOS for M1 <||> Migrating Data from an Older Installation Clubs: Mid's Hero Designer || PC Builders || HC Wiki || Jerk Hackers Old Forums <||> Titan Network <||> Heroica! (by @Shenanigunner) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WanderingAries Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 On 3/10/2023 at 2:16 PM, Shenanigunner said: I can't reveal what's really behind the door, but this was the real "server closet" of a rather large client, a few years ago: The janitor's closet I really want to get into, every time, is the one in the office layout, big X-shaped room, in one corner and down a long hallway. I rattle the knob on that one every mish. Death to all of you heathens! 😛 >.< OG Server: Pinnacle <||> Current Primary Server: Torchbearer || Also found on the others if desired Installing CoX: Windows || MacOS || MacOS for M1 <||> Migrating Data from an Older Installation Clubs: Mid's Hero Designer || PC Builders || HC Wiki || Jerk Hackers Old Forums <||> Titan Network <||> Heroica! (by @Shenanigunner) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WanderingAries Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 7 hours ago, srmalloy said: He's hiring the wrong people, then.. So That's why they replaced Barney with CGI... OG Server: Pinnacle <||> Current Primary Server: Torchbearer || Also found on the others if desired Installing CoX: Windows || MacOS || MacOS for M1 <||> Migrating Data from an Older Installation Clubs: Mid's Hero Designer || PC Builders || HC Wiki || Jerk Hackers Old Forums <||> Titan Network <||> Heroica! (by @Shenanigunner) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyhawke Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 I peeked inside and saw this. 1 Sky-Hawke: Rad/WP Brute Alts galore. So...soooo many alts. Originally Pinnacle Server, then Indomitable and now Excelsior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 21 hours ago, srmalloy said: He's hiring the wrong people, then.. This one causes me as much anxiety as the messy one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 7 hours ago, lemming said: This one causes me as much anxiety as the messy one. Oh, it's pretty, all right, and so are the other images I've got, but they're all predicated on the premise that you're never going to change your network configuration and never going to have a switch go out. Oh, sure, you start with everything laid out neatly... And then, after some switch replacements and a complete reorganization of the network architecture, you wind up with 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenanigunner Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 That could be a clip from a nonexistent MAD Magazine article "Hollywood vs. Reality." 1 1 UPDATED: v4.15 Technical Guide (post 27p7)... 154 pages of comprehensive and validated info on on the nuts and bolts!ALSO: GABS Bindfile · WindowScaler · Teleport Guide · and City of Zeroes all at www.Shenanigunner.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tidge Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Sadly: This is far too frequently just a physical manifestation of the state of the code (and its management plan) for any given software. On 3/12/2023 at 10:54 PM, srmalloy said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtjunkie Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 3/9/2023 at 7:27 PM, PrivateP90x said: Went around clicking doors to kill some boredom and got this popup after clicking the janitor door by the vault area in Pocket D. Probably just an easter egg but I was wondering if anyone had some information about it. I do want to open it regardless of how foolish it would be. I reached out to the expert on this. Omega Mop says there's nothing in there but normal janitorial chemicals and equipment. Definitely NOT the Pocket D infinite barfer's body. He was "gently escorted off the premises and delivered to a proper medical facility to receive treatment for over a decade's worth of alcohol poisoning". Yup that's what happened. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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