Pocket D Vault Janitor Door

[PrivateP90x]

Went around clicking doors to kill some boredom and got this popup after clicking the janitor door by the vault area in Pocket D. Probably just an easter egg but I was wondering if anyone had some information about it. I do want to open it regardless of how foolish it would be.

[Greycat]

Obviously a tax program lives behind there.

[Player2]

It's the entrance to the evil Matrix.

[High_Beam]

Its like my dryer and the fact that all dryers when activated open up portals to a specific alternate dimension.  There the inhabitants are all hateful because the only thing they do is steal from you.  They only speak the binary language of ones and zeroes.  Their hatefulness is so pronounced that they don't steal anything of real value but rather complete utility to us bipeds; socks.  They steal only 1 sock however (the aforementioned binary aspect).  This forces us to wear mismatched socks resulting in general discomfort and embarrassment among our friends, family and peers.

 

They are a malevolent enemy the Binary Sock Thieves of the Kenmore Dimension, worse than the Rikti.

Edited March 10, 2023 by High_Beam

[Nyghtmaire]

3 hours ago, High_Beam said:

They steal only 1 sock however (the aforementioned binary aspect).  This forces us to wear mismatched socks resulting in general discomfort and embarrassment among our friends, family and peers.

Lean into mismatched socks. It’s the only way to close the portal.

[Rishidian]

They only take the LEFT socks.

 

My son has socks that are labeled L and R (from the manufacturer)

--I have a lot of R socks remaining with no matching L socks

 

Sux

[ZemX]

16 hours ago, PrivateP90x said:

Went around clicking doors to kill some boredom and got this popup after clicking the janitor door by the vault area in Pocket D. Probably just an easter egg but I was wondering if anyone had some information about it. I do want to open it regardless of how foolish it would be.

 

"Yeah, them damned capes keep going around jigglin' door handles 'round here like.. what... they are gonna steal my mop?  They got nothin' better to do? So you knows what I does?"

 

"What's that, Ned?"

 

"I gots one o' them wizardy types to hex the door.  Freaks people right the hell out when they touch it, hee!"

 

"Whoa!  How'd you pay for that?"

 

"Cookies."

 

"Oh now you're pullin' my leg!"

 

"No lie!  You wouldn't think so but this guy says, damned if everyone doesn't promise him they have cookies if'n he just joins their heroey team and casts his spells for 'em and what do you know but THEY NEVER HAVE COOKIES!  So he was happy as a clam.  Gave him the whole bag!"

[Ironblade]

17 hours ago, PrivateP90x said:

 

 

It's DJ Zero's server closet - maintained by top men in the field.

[Nyghtmaire]

1 hour ago, Rishidian said:

They only take the LEFT socks.

 

My son has socks that are labeled L and R (from the manufacturer)

--I have a lot of R socks remaining with no matching L socks

 

Sux

I would have thought those would be the ones *left* behind…

[High_Beam]

1 hour ago, Nyghtmaire said:

I would have thought those would be the ones *left* behind…

[Shenanigunner]

1 hour ago, Ironblade said:

It's DJ Zero's server closet - maintained by top men in the field.

 

I can't reveal what's really behind the door, but this was the real "server closet" of a rather large client, a few years ago:

 

The janitor's closet I really want to get into, every time, is the one in the office layout, big X-shaped room, in one corner and down a long hallway. I rattle the knob on that one every mish.

 

[Oubliette_Red]

19 hours ago, PrivateP90x said:

Went around clicking doors to kill some boredom and got this popup after clicking the janitor door by the vault area in Pocket D. Probably just an easter egg but I was wondering if anyone had some information about it. I do want to open it regardless of how foolish it would be.

 

These are peppered all around CoH. One of my faves so far...

[Scarlet Shocker]

18 hours ago, Greycat said:

Obviously a tax program lives behind there.

 

 

Just the tax, man

[JasperStone]

19 hours ago, Shenanigunner said:

 

I can't reveal what's really behind the door, but this was the real "server closet" of a rather large client, a few years ago:

 

The janitor's closet I really want to get into, every time, is the one in the office layout, big X-shaped room, in one corner and down a long hallway. I rattle the knob on that one every mish.

 

*eye twitch

*eye twitch

*eye twitch

[Shenanigunner]

20 hours ago, Scarlet Shocker said:

Just the tax, man

 

Tacks man? Damn Malta caltrops.

[srmalloy]

On 3/10/2023 at 9:55 AM, Ironblade said:

It's DJ Zero's server closet - maintained by top men in the field.

He's hiring the wrong people, then..

[WanderingAries]

On 3/10/2023 at 12:55 PM, Ironblade said:

 

It's DJ Zero's server closet - maintained by top men in the field.

 

This image needs to be burned and never shown again. The person who did the above needs to be sent into a blackhole so that they too can be turned into that image.

[WanderingAries]

On 3/10/2023 at 2:16 PM, Shenanigunner said:

 

I can't reveal what's really behind the door, but this was the real "server closet" of a rather large client, a few years ago:

 

The janitor's closet I really want to get into, every time, is the one in the office layout, big X-shaped room, in one corner and down a long hallway. I rattle the knob on that one every mish.

 

 

Death to all of you heathens! 😛 >.<

[WanderingAries]

7 hours ago, srmalloy said:

He's hiring the wrong people, then..

 

So That's why they replaced Barney with CGI...

[Skyhawke]

I peeked inside and saw this.

 

[lemming]

21 hours ago, srmalloy said:

He's hiring the wrong people, then..

This one causes me as much anxiety as the messy one.

[srmalloy]

7 hours ago, lemming said:

This one causes me as much anxiety as the messy one.

Oh, it's pretty, all right, and so are the other images I've got, but they're all predicated on the premise that you're never going to change your network configuration and never going to have a switch go out.

 

Oh, sure, you start with everything laid out neatly...

And then, after some switch replacements and a complete reorganization of the network architecture, you wind up with

[Shenanigunner]

That could be a clip from a nonexistent MAD Magazine article "Hollywood vs. Reality."

[tidge]

Sadly: This is far too frequently just a physical manifestation of the state of the code (and its management plan) for any given software.

 

On 3/12/2023 at 10:54 PM, srmalloy said:

 

[dtjunkie]

On 3/9/2023 at 7:27 PM, PrivateP90x said:

Went around clicking doors to kill some boredom and got this popup after clicking the janitor door by the vault area in Pocket D. Probably just an easter egg but I was wondering if anyone had some information about it. I do want to open it regardless of how foolish it would be.

 

 

I reached out to the expert on this. Omega Mop says there's nothing in there but normal janitorial chemicals and equipment. Definitely NOT the Pocket D infinite barfer's body. He was  "gently escorted off the premises and delivered to a proper medical facility to receive treatment for over a decade's worth of alcohol poisoning". Yup that's what happened.