Oubliette_Red Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 8 1 3 Dislike certain sounds? Silence/Modify specific sounds. Looking for modified whole powerset sfx? Check out Michiyo's modder or Solerverse's thread. Got a punny character? You should share it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakai Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Assume he is talking about the DE. Too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primantis Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 (edited) There was a discussion between some Council mooks (I believe). It involved Strawberry Ice cream... It was pretty funny but I don't remember how it went, as its been so long. Someone help me out! Edited April 26, 2020 by Primantis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomguide2005 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 4 hours ago, Primantis said: There was a discussion between some Council mooks (I believe). It involved Strawberry Ice cream... It was pretty funny but I don't remember how it went, as its been so long. Someone help me out! Not sure it's what you are talking about but VileTerror's first post on page 1 quotes some Council guys talking about strawberry flavored super soldier serum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 In one of Harvey Maylor's missions, you can hear one Carnie call another "Captain Obvious". Then when you approach them: "That's not Captain Obvious! That's <playername>!" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oubliette_Red Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 hour ago, RikOz said: In one of Harvey Maylor's missions, you can hear one Carnie call another "Captain Obvious". Then when you approach them: "That's not Captain Obvious! That's <playername>!" I like that there are out-of-game meme refrences littered throughout the game. 1 5 Dislike certain sounds? Silence/Modify specific sounds. Looking for modified whole powerset sfx? Check out Michiyo's modder or Solerverse's thread. Got a punny character? You should share it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primantis Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 18 hours ago, Doomguide2005 said: Not sure it's what you are talking about but VileTerror's first post on page 1 quotes some Council guys talking about strawberry flavored super soldier serum. Yes that's it thank you! Cant believe I missed that xD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeat All Snakes Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 "Okay, so this clone of yours, what did he look like?" -Dean MacArthur 1 13 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtual Green Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Dean is a gold-mine of good quotes, or even better, stage directions. "You and Dean share an intense high-five together." 4 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTeague Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 On 4/26/2020 at 1:04 PM, RikOz said: In one of Harvey Maylor's missions, you can hear one Carnie call another "Captain Obvious". Then when you approach them: "That's not Captain Obvious! That's <playername>!" See THIS is why I tried to get Captain Obvious and Captain Oblivious for names. Sadly, both were long gone. 1 Roster: MTeague's characters: The Good, The Bad, and The Gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisted Toon Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 There's one that I recall seeing only once back when CoV first came out. Something an Arachnos soldier was saying about being in the middle of an interrogation and here you come blundering in like a herd of elephants. Also, I thought it was really humorous when I Force Bolted a level 5 Hellion across the state with my level 50 controller and he said "Catch you later" to his buddy. Or, the CoT Soul Mage that said "Not again" when Force bolted off the roof of a building. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Overheard a Hellion as he was involved in breaking into a building: "This better be worth it. Last time we broke in, all we found was Synapse dolls." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomBelcher Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 In a newspaper mission to kidnap someone: Penumbra Archon: "I'll make this pigeon talk. Fetch me a comfortable chair. Trust me." 1 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CursedSorcerer Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 (edited) In a Tip Mission: [NPC} Crey Captive?: <ErRoR: CaNnOt FiNd PLATITUDESTRING6.TXT, AcCeSsInG NeXt StRiNg> Happy birthday, Sir Slasher! (Note: Sir Slasher is the character who completed this Tip Mission.) By the way, am I the only one convinced that the Devs had a little TOO much fun making this game? (At least the ones responsible for writing mission dialog?) Edited May 24, 2020 by CursedSorcerer 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Field Agent: Countess said that Flaminatrix was hot on the paper-trail to the Protectors. Vigilant: I know. I half expect Flaminatrix to pop their face in here any second. (I show up) Field Agent: Oh man, I HATE it when you're right! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GastlyGibus Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 (edited) Another one that's not so much "funny" but just gets me every time. During the 3rd mission of the Imperious Task Force: General Atilius: The rumors are true. Imperious can no longer fight his own battles. General Atilius: He has called in help from another land. Yes, you have a good point there, mister Cimeroran who has allied himself with time-traveling neo-nazis and their gang of intergalactic space aliens. 😂 Edited May 24, 2020 by GastlyGibus 1 2 Global Handle: @Gibs A guy with unpopular opinions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peacemoon Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Animus Arcana... 4 Retired, October 2022. Fallout Engineer Rad/AR Defender || Peacemoon Empathy/Psi Defender || Svarteir Dark/Dark Controller Everlasting || UK Timezone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArchVileTerror Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 . . . that reminds me of an Oglaf comic. NOTE! This comic is usually Not Safe For Work due to sexual content. This particular page is okay, though. 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peacemoon Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 The rest of the Animus quotes because they made me laugh 😂 1 1 Retired, October 2022. Fallout Engineer Rad/AR Defender || Peacemoon Empathy/Psi Defender || Svarteir Dark/Dark Controller Everlasting || UK Timezone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArchVileTerror Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 The funniest bit is that you named your NPC Dialogue Tab "Quiet Time." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peacemoon Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, ArchVileTerror said: The funniest bit is that you named your NPC Dialogue Tab "Quiet Time." Its for when I do solo story arcs and don't want to see constant blabbing from any global channels! 😄 Otherwise I end up on the Help channel a lot getting caught up in people's problems... 1 2 Retired, October 2022. Fallout Engineer Rad/AR Defender || Peacemoon Empathy/Psi Defender || Svarteir Dark/Dark Controller Everlasting || UK Timezone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troo Posted May 24, 2020 Author Share Posted May 24, 2020 /altinvite Jimmy Jimmy is not on your account, cheater! 1 "Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown (Wise words Unknown!) Si vis pacem, para bellum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troo Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 [NPC] Freak Buckshot: Don't run. You'll only die tired. 1 "Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown (Wise words Unknown!) Si vis pacem, para bellum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GastlyGibus Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Found this bit of humor in Mr. G's mission "Cause Mayhem in Brickstown." PPD Psi-officer: I accidentally attacked Marauder. PPD Hardsuit: You what?! PPD Psi-officer: I thought it was another invasion! 1 Global Handle: @Gibs A guy with unpopular opinions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Does OubliRed stalk those construction workers or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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