Doomguide2005 Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 12 minutes ago, Ukase said: So, was getting Keen Sighted in Kings Row and read/"heard" this: [05:34] [NPC] Mortificator: Ozwalt! Break this hero's bones! The mortificator was the only one up there besides me...so uh...who's Ozwalt? Phased out CoT Spectral ... duh 😜 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorkNemesis Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Random Resistance aggro in Imperial City "A is for apple, B is for kick you in the face!" 5 Currently playing on Indomitable as @Zork Nemesis; was a Protector native on live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CursedSorcerer Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 18 hours ago, Ukase said: So, was getting Keen Sighted in Kings Row and read/"heard" this: [05:34] [NPC] Mortificator: Ozwalt! Break this hero's bones! The mortificator was the only one up there besides me...so uh...who's Ozwalt? Probably a fellow Reaper or Mortificator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ukase Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Usually, there's a cadaver up there with this mortificator. I just never heard them having a name before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmySky Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 21 hours ago, Ukase said: So, was getting Keen Sighted in Kings Row and read/"heard" this: [05:34] [NPC] Mortificator: Ozwalt! Break this hero's bones! The mortificator was the only one up there besides me...so uh...who's Ozwalt? YOU are Ozwalt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darmian Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Speaks for itself really. Welcome to First Ward 🙂 1 6 AE SFMA Arcs: The Meteors (Arc id 42079) | Dark Deeds in Galaxy City: Part One. (Arc id 26756) X | Dark Deeds in Galaxy City: Part Two. (Arc id 26952) | Dark Deeds in Galaxy City: Part Three. (Arc id 27233) Darker Deeds: Part One (Arc id 28374) | Darker Deeds: Part Two. (Arc id 28536) | Darker Deeds: Part Three. (Arc id 29252) | Darkest Before Dawn: Part One (Arc id 29891) | Darkest Before Dawn: Part Two (Arc id 30210) | Darkest Before Dawn: Part Three (Arc id 30560) | Bridge of Forever ( Arc id 36642) | The Cassini Division (Arc id 37104) X | The House of Gaunt Saints (Arc id 37489) X | The Spark of the Blind (Arc id 40403) | Damnatio Memoriae (Arc id 41140) X | The Eve of War (Arc id 41583) X | Spirals: Part One. (Arc id 55109) | Spirals: Part Two. (Arc id 55358) | Spirals: Part Three. (Arc id 57197) I Sing of Arms and the Man (Arc id 42617) | Three Sisters (Arc id 43013) (Pre War Praetorian Loyalist. Pre War Praetorian Resistance. Pre ITF Cimerora. Post ITF Cimerora. X = Dev Choice/Hall of Fame ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 On 10/29/2020 at 4:06 PM, Ukase said: So, was getting Keen Sighted in Kings Row and read/"heard" this: [05:34] [NPC] Mortificator: Ozwalt! Break this hero's bones! The mortificator was the only one up there besides me...so uh...who's Ozwalt? This was on the top platform of the high-tension tower over toward the east side that has the badge there? There's normally the Mortificator and an Abomination on the platform, but the Abomination is stupid, and will sometimes walk off the platform and fall to the ground; the Mortificator seems to be oblivious when this happens, and will call for him even if he's no longer there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrudeVileTerror Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 Sounds to me like it's not the Abomination who's the stupid one for this duo, then. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengy Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 [NPC] Dismantler: GREETINGS. I AM BEING CONTROLLED BY CASEY CHEN. PRAETOR BERRY IS STUPID. THAT IS ALL. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Healix Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 [NPC] Marcone Gunner: Stop wetting your pants and shoot 'em! 5 Forever grateful to be back in my city! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorkNemesis Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 (edited) Motivational speaking courtesy of the D.U.S.T. Rangers in First Ward. This is counter-insurgency training 101, ladies! You couldn't capture a taco stand! Bonus, Praetoria apparently has their own version of Dungeons and Dragons. A line from a random survivor in the First Ward compound. So you going to join our Warlocks and Wyrms game? We could use another player. Another one to avoid a double post: PPD to Longbow in The Hollows about Longbow's uniform choices. How do you feel about wearing colors that are strangely similar to that of a target? You don't really blend, you know that, right? Another one from The Hollows, Skull to his girlfriend, sounds like relationship issues. We're just star-crossed loves and the fact that your sister stole my car makes it pretty hard for me to keep seeing you. Edited November 7, 2020 by ZorkNemesis 2 5 Currently playing on Indomitable as @Zork Nemesis; was a Protector native on live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troo Posted November 10, 2020 Author Share Posted November 10, 2020 'Super Unknown' was spotted talking on the phone right next to a lady getting mugged with a Fallen Buckshot tugging at her purse.. [NPC] Super Unknown: My wife was telling me she bought this new purse the other day. When she told me the price I was like, why are purses so freaking expensive these days? [NPC] Fallen Buckshot: Mine now, lady! [NPC] Carmelia: You'll never get away with this! [NPC] Super Unknown: Well, time to get back to work. This cape isn't going to fly itself! [NPC] Blood Brother Chopper: This is good stuff. 1 3 "Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown (Wise words Unknown!) Si vis pacem, para bellum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorkNemesis Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 There's a gardener digging up a spot near Ms. Liberty in Atlas Park right now, looking to set up the Christmas decorations. Seems he's not happy about his job. Can't an Illusion Controller just make everybody believe the trees turned into pines for winter? I'm getting tired. 1 3 Currently playing on Indomitable as @Zork Nemesis; was a Protector native on live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megajoule Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 On 10/31/2020 at 7:58 AM, CrudeVileTerror said: Sounds to me like it's not the Abomination who's the stupid one for this duo, then. Yeah, I was thinking "sounds like Ozwalt saw you first and is already out of there"... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bio-Link Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Random npc just blurting "I Smell Spandex" always loved that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CursedSorcerer Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Just saw this just now: [NPC] Mad Freak Buckshot: I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce! 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmySky Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 1 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisted Toon Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 2 hours ago, EmmySky said: That would have been better from a Bone Daddy... 5 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troo Posted November 30, 2020 Author Share Posted November 30, 2020 On 11/9/2020 at 7:42 PM, Troo said: 'Super Unknown' was spotted talking on the phone right next to a lady getting mugged with a Fallen Buckshot tugging at her purse.. [NPC] Super Unknown: My wife was telling me she bought this new purse the other day. When she told me the price I was like, why are purses so freaking expensive these days? [NPC] Fallen Buckshot: Mine now, lady! [NPC] Carmelia: You'll never get away with this! [NPC] Super Unknown: Well, time to get back to work. This cape isn't going to fly itself! [NPC] Blood Brother Chopper: This is good stuff. pic 1 2 "Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown (Wise words Unknown!) Si vis pacem, para bellum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengy Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Heard in Kings Row: [NPC] Death Head Gunner: Sorry, officers. We didn't know we can't take purse. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darmian Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Kings Row again 🙂 [NPC] Death Head Gunner: This is crap. AE SFMA Arcs: The Meteors (Arc id 42079) | Dark Deeds in Galaxy City: Part One. (Arc id 26756) X | Dark Deeds in Galaxy City: Part Two. (Arc id 26952) | Dark Deeds in Galaxy City: Part Three. (Arc id 27233) Darker Deeds: Part One (Arc id 28374) | Darker Deeds: Part Two. (Arc id 28536) | Darker Deeds: Part Three. (Arc id 29252) | Darkest Before Dawn: Part One (Arc id 29891) | Darkest Before Dawn: Part Two (Arc id 30210) | Darkest Before Dawn: Part Three (Arc id 30560) | Bridge of Forever ( Arc id 36642) | The Cassini Division (Arc id 37104) X | The House of Gaunt Saints (Arc id 37489) X | The Spark of the Blind (Arc id 40403) | Damnatio Memoriae (Arc id 41140) X | The Eve of War (Arc id 41583) X | Spirals: Part One. (Arc id 55109) | Spirals: Part Two. (Arc id 55358) | Spirals: Part Three. (Arc id 57197) I Sing of Arms and the Man (Arc id 42617) | Three Sisters (Arc id 43013) (Pre War Praetorian Loyalist. Pre War Praetorian Resistance. Pre ITF Cimerora. Post ITF Cimerora. X = Dev Choice/Hall of Fame ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonscribe Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Old favorite from Gaussian's arc in the RWZ (but spoilers for anyone who hasn't done it): Spoiler Now Ms. Liberty has decided that Longbow should handle the Rikti situation and that Vanguard should join up or stand down. She's said that we're superfluous, a danger, and that Longbow has the troops and gear to take on the Rikti better than we can. After all of this, I can see where she's coming from. She may have a point. More than that, she may be right. But I don't look good in red and white. -- Gaussian 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Sometimes the NPCs have their own script, and they don't pay attention to their victims. [NPC] Daria: Please, I want to leave! This roof is so high![NPC] Life Mage: There is a crossbow pointed at your forehead. I would suggest that you do not move. This roof is quite high. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CursedSorcerer Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Cage Consortium Guard: I don't get the reference. I hate donuts. 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drdread Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 (edited) [NPC] Sentry Unit H-50: WHY. WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN? Edited December 6, 2020 by drdread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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