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Black Scorpion's mission to check out an Arachnos base that went quiet.  You get some great dialogue from some totally normal Arachnos agents.

 

"How's the evil going? My dark soul is a morass of vileness, thanks."

"Blindly following orders is why we wear these helmets."

"I love my nice black uniform."

"Arachnos flyers are shiny and neat."

"Bullying those weaker than me improves my sense of self-worth."

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Currently playing on Indomitable as @Zork Nemesis; was a Protector native on live.

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During Operative Wellman's mission "Destroy Statues in Steel Canyon" there's a random Tsoo boss hanging around the map berating his lackeys.

 [NPC] Dragon Fly: You fools! What do you mean you could not get protection money from Icon?

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A guy with unpopular opinions.

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Overheard one of the Lost saying this while I was flying through Faultline.

 

[NPC] Headman Blaster: "It's a donut shop. With one bomb we could blow away half the city's police force."

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I always love stumbling upon these when entering missions.
This one was redside, working for Operative Kirkland.

 

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Midnight Thorn, Overlord of Ivory Tower.  (Everlasting)

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RedSide....accidentally clicked on an NPC walking by:

[NPC]"There are two kinds of villains in the Isles. The successful kind. And you."  

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That's great! Where did you run across that?

Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko.

Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko.

But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!)

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4 hours ago, Troyusrex said:

Had this one today. Almost spit up my drink! 

 

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Heh, Proof that Red-side missions really do have better writing!

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SG: Shades of Arachnos; 315-6811

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Overheard on my way through the hollows: 

 [NPC] Fallen Gunner: No, I didn't call you stupid. I said your comment was an oxymoron. It's a rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are put together. Am I the only one who reads the books we swipe around here?

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After tescuing a Portal Corp scientist from a Devouring Earth dimension:

 

Scientist: Bunnies. From now on all my research is going to be cute fluffy bunnies.

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Torchbearer

Discount Heroes SG:

Frostbiter - Ice/Ice Blaster

Throneblade - Broadsword/Dark Armor Brute

Silver Mantra - Martial Arts/Electric Armor Scrapper

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8 hours ago, ImpousVileTerror said:

Following up with @Frostbiter's scientist friend:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_of_Caerbannog

Well yeah. This is still Paragon City. Any experiment has a 30% chance of turning out deadly. That quotes actually from the To Save A Thousand Worlds arc. If you notice when running the arc, you rescue 10 scientists split into two entities by portals gone wrong and only end up rejoining 6 of them.

Torchbearer

Discount Heroes SG:

Frostbiter - Ice/Ice Blaster

Throneblade - Broadsword/Dark Armor Brute

Silver Mantra - Martial Arts/Electric Armor Scrapper

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Random student in the University in Cap:

 

"I thought college would be fun. But they make you do work. I feel so cheated."

 

Highly relatable.

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Currently playing on Indomitable as @Zork Nemesis; was a Protector native on live.

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During the mission "Steal data and decryption key" from Golden Roller. 

 

Chief Cryo Scientist: "Hah! Without this decryption key the research data is useless! ..... I think I said too much..."

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Global Handle: @Gibs


A guy with unpopular opinions.

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5 hours ago, GastlyGibus said:

During the mission "Steal data and decryption key" from Golden Roller. 

 

Chief Cryo Scientist: "Hah! Without this decryption key the research data is useless! ..... I think I said too much..."

I just ran that mission on my villain  & I can assure that he said too much... 😉

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Keep Redside - & Goldside - Alive!

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[NPC] Emmy: You are truly one of a kind.

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"Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown  (Wise words Unknown!)

Si vis pacem, para bellum

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10 minutes ago, Troo said:

[NPC] Emmy: You are truly one of a kind.

Omgosh if I am an NPC now we are all in trouble 😝

 

Edit: but in trooth you are indeed one of a kind

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While doing a Hero's Hero arc from Maria Jenkins, I came across these two quotes:

 

Elite Resistance Fighter: Hey! Finders keepers, scamper! Now you're getting two pounds of slambang for sneakin'!
Elite Resistance Fighter: That's right. TWO pounds. Went from zero to - boooom! - TWO!
 

Elite Resistance Fighter: My heebie-jeebies have totally hit eleven... Why are we here again, slammer?
Elite Resistance Fighter: Don't be a squeakbeast, chomper! Remember... Be the lion, not the squeakbeast!
Elite Resistance Fighter: Will ya lookit that! We got scamper sightin' at double-o seventy o'clock!
Elite Resistance Fighter: Be the lion... Be the lion...

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