Any teaser what is being worked on?

[Gulbasaur]

22 hours ago, laudwic said:

Also, do you mind flailing next to Troo for awhile until you beat all the information he has out of him?  (I still think he is holding out on us) 

Okay, but I'm in England so someone is going to have to pay for shipping him over.

[0th Power]

57 minutes ago, Gulbasaur said:

Okay, but I'm in England so someone is going to have to pay for shipping him over.

Why can’t we just email him as an attachment?

[laudwic]

1 hour ago, Gulbasaur said:

Okay, but I'm in England so someone is going to have to pay for shipping him over.

 

Let's see if we can add it to the monthly fundraising goal.  

 

It is a public good.  I mean, really, we're at ten pages of abject speculation at this point, it could be a benefit for everyone to beat some new information out of him.

[Clave Dark 5]

16 hours ago, laudwic said:

It is a public good.  I mean, really, we're at ten pages of abject speculation at this point, it could be a benefit for everyone to beat some new information out of him.

I like the way you think.

[Myrmidon]

On 3/31/2022 at 8:50 AM, Pyriold said:

I am coming here from time to time to check if there is anything new. I know the devs are doing things behind the scenes... just would be nice if we could get some notice in advance what is being worked on.

 

Well, we have [redacted], which goes hand-in-hand with [redacted]. Then, there is [redacted].

Edited July 9, 2022 by Myrmidon

[Myrmidon]

21 hours ago, laudwic said:

 

Let's see if we can add it to the monthly fundraising goal.  

 

It is a public good.  I mean, really, we're at ten pages of abject speculation at this point, it could be a benefit for everyone to beat some new information out of him.

Name, rank, serial number.

 

You can’t take the sky from me.

[Wavicle]

uh...am I breaking a rule to point out that "closed" beta is accessible by anyone?

[Troo]

35 minutes ago, Wavicle said:

uh...am I breaking a rule to point out that "closed" beta is accessible by anyone?

 

not exactly troo

[Troo]

Issue 27, Page 4

 

Soon™®©℠℗☏

 

-vs-

 

Edited July 9, 2022 by Troo

[Gulbasaur]

* flails menacingly *

[Seed22]

1 hour ago, Wavicle said:

uh...am I breaking a rule to point out that "closed" beta is accessible by anyone?

Is it?  Neato

[Heatstroke]

13 hours ago, Wavicle said:

uh...am I breaking a rule to point out that "closed" beta is accessible by anyone?

 

do tell ???

[Wavicle]

Maybe I misunderstood? You have to sign up, but I did that myself, I didn't receive an invitation.

The expectation is, of course, that information within closed beta stays within closed beta. But as far as I know anyone can sign up.

Again, hopefully I'm not breaking any rules. I don't THINK I am.

 

Here, this is where you start:

https://discord.gg/DptUBzh

Edited July 10, 2022 by Wavicle

[Clave Dark 5]

[BANNED]

[AboveTheChemist]

34 minutes ago, Wavicle said:

Again, hopefully I'm not breaking any rules.

 

There is a nearly two-year-old thread in this very subforum that contains the invite details you posted, that any forum user could access. So, that info has been publicly available for a long time, and I certainly don't think you have broken any rules!

[Gulbasaur]

Just to clarify (because I checked).

 

The testing discord is legit and not a rickroll. There is, however, an agreement process you go through and an intake window scheduled for the future, so don't hop on today and hope to get into the closed beta.

 

Bopper was nice about it, though. Even my Bug Stomper badge didn't let me past the bodyguards. 

[Wavicle]

12 hours ago, AboveTheChemist said:

 

There is a nearly two-year-old thread in this very subforum that contains the invite details you posted, that any forum user could access. So, that info has been publicly available for a long time, and I certainly don't think you have broken any rules!

 

That's what I thought, since that's where I found it myself. Thanks.

[GM Impervium]

Alright folks.

You want teasers?

I'll give ya teasers!

No plot-adjacent fanfic this time, folks, just straight up

 

PAGE 4 SPOILERS WITHOUT CONTEXT!
(and oh yeah, short of something apocalyptic happening, we're pushing to open beta SUPER SOON!!)

[Bionic_Flea]

Swords, Sentinels, Silver, Sorcery, Snorlax, Silos . . . OMG!  They're going to nerf the letter S!!!

 

 

Edited July 12, 2022 by Bionic_Flea

[Myrmidon]

On 7/9/2022 at 9:30 AM, Wavicle said:

uh...am I breaking a rule to point out that "closed" beta is accessible by anyone?

Now. It truly is accessible by everyone. However, should everyone have access?

[Troo]

6 hours ago, GM Impervium said:

PAGE 4 SPOILERS WITHOUT CONTEXT!
(and oh yeah, short of something apocalyptic happening, we're pushing to open beta SUPER SOON!!)

 

SUPER SOON!!

Heck Yeah!! You heard it here. Music to someone's ear!

Issue 27, Page 4 Soon™®©℠℗☏ Super Soon!!

 

fried witches..

show tunes..

the dark crystal anime tie-in..

giant death robots..

ferocious beasts..

heavy metal..

barn fires....

sword backpack pieces......

 

wHat tHe Fr4ck m4n?!!

just tell me which one means 'Tuesday' or 'tomorrow' already.. can I buy a vowel?

 

 

Edited July 12, 2022 by Troo
stole Flea's gif

[Gulbasaur]

Final Fantasy Firemen. 

Muscle dudes and chunky dudes.  
Purple... stuff?

Magic pansexuals. Witchwoks? Hatskillet? 

 

Hatskillet. 

 

I'm off work this week with covid, so it'd be really nice if this fanservice pack came out today. 

 

Hatskillet. 

 

Can I suggest I am awarded a knighthood for my restraint in not likening the Dark Crystal to anything rude, given my current state of total braindeadness. Honestly, this disease is 2/10, would not recommend. I'm mostly fine but I am more snot than man and I keep coughing like a young edwardian lady in a white dress whose whole purpose is to make the hero lament the fragility of life. Anyway, by highlighting my restraint in not saying how the purple shaft of crystal would contribute to my joke about this being a fanservice pack, I realise I have immediately ruined my chances of being awarded an OBE. Order of Bad Eokes. I'm almost running out of paracetamol and my husband has it too. This is a really fun spoiler, although all I've really got for it is something something sentiels. Maybe the sword backpack is a thing? I think Page 3 added a new backpack category, so maybe weapon backpacks is a thing - I think Tpsy impletemented them as well as weapon sheathing, presumable using a similar system to the rocket boots or the jump boots or the wings. The magic stuff is really intruguing, and it'd be raelly nice... does anyone remember the Rael cult thing where people said they'd cloned a human baby about 20 years ago? I'm fairly certain that was all a scam but I wonder what happened to them. Anyway, I meant to type really nice. I can't remember where I'm going with this and need to go back to bed. Hatskillet. 

Edited July 12, 2022 by Gulbasaur

[Clave Dark 5]

Quit with that teasin' and make wit' da update already, whyncha?!

[vicuna]

10 hours ago, GM Impervium said:

Alright folks.

You want teasers?

I'll give ya teasers!

No plot-adjacent fanfic this time, folks, just straight up

 

PAGE 4 SPOILERS WITHOUT CONTEXT!
(and oh yeah, short of something apocalyptic happening, we're pushing to open beta SUPER SOON!!)

 

Titan Weapon nerf, Water Control nerf, Metal Melee nerf, sleeping GM, robot GM, new in-game jewel currency, P2W fairy nerf, they are going to kill Annah!

[Seed22]

Okay this time I'm serious: They ARE nerfing witch hats. I'm sorry, but...I had to speak up.

 

Oh and I guess we're getting frying pan melee but whatever, they're nerfing the hats!!