EmmySky Posted June 24, 2020 Posted June 24, 2020 Save the Office tip mission: Defeat Flambeaux, Defeat Blast Furnace I find myself fighting freaks. Even they are less than enamored with Ms. Flambeaux and her wacky ways! [NPC] Stunner Freak: Man, I dunno about you...but I think this Flambeaux chick is...I dunno...crazy. 4
Frostbiter Posted June 24, 2020 Posted June 24, 2020 Flambeaux has some good ones. She just wants to be loved. Why won't we love her? Torchbearer Discount Heroes SG: Frostbiter - Ice/Ice Blaster Throneblade - Broadsword/Dark Armor Brute Silver Mantra - Martial Arts/Electric Armor Scrapper
Wicko Posted June 24, 2020 Posted June 24, 2020 I don't know if this is funny but I was in Cim when an NPC commented about Terra Volta getting attacked again. 1 1
ImpousVileTerror Posted June 24, 2020 Posted June 24, 2020 Or having Primal Paragonians commenting on Praetorian events, or Etoileans congratulating my villain on doing something really heroic. But another one of my all-time favourites? 1 5
RikOz Posted June 25, 2020 Posted June 25, 2020 (edited) Mad Freak Slammer: Okay, here's how it goes. I give my dastardly plot ideas and you all go, 'oooo' and 'ahhhh'. Capo Gunner: It's like I always say, 'If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets'! Edited June 25, 2020 by RikOz 3
GastlyGibus Posted June 25, 2020 Posted June 25, 2020 The Imperious Task Force honestly has a lot of good lines. During the "Retake the City" mission: Raserei Ubermenschen Rocket: Do you really think this is going to work? Raserei Ubermenschen Fire: I always think it's going to work. That is what makes me such a loyal subject! 2 3 Global Handle: @Gibs A guy with unpopular opinions.
srmalloy Posted July 1, 2020 Posted July 1, 2020 [NPC] Outcast Initiate: Whatever happened to simple mugging. You know? Where's the finesse gone? 1
EmmySky Posted July 10, 2020 Posted July 10, 2020 Doing a lot of carnie missions tonight. These are over several different missions: [NPC] Dark Ring Mistress: We're in the middle of something important here! [NPC] Master Illusionist: Let she who was lost be recovered. [NPC] Master Illusionist: You made me forget my next line! [NPC] Iron Strongman: Keep a close eye out. Heroes could be coming. [NPC] Harlequin Juggler: I ain't afraid of no heroes! [NPC] Harlequin Juggler: Vanessa says not to kill too many. [NPC] Attendant: Check. How many is too many? and perhaps the most creepy: [NPC] Iron Strongman: Are you my new playmate? 1
ZekeStenzland Posted July 10, 2020 Posted July 10, 2020 (edited) I had ported into Croatoa and was superjumping to the university for some crafting when I saw (to the best of my recollection) this: [NPC] Campus Security: Don’t think I won’t ticket you for super jumping over a building. Just try me! I busted a gut when I saw that! I should have screen capped it when I got the chance, but I didn’t think about it at the time and I haven’t seen it again since. Edited July 10, 2020 by ZekeStenzland Spelling 1 1 1 1
cranebump Posted July 10, 2020 Posted July 10, 2020 Just now ran across this in the final mish of Johnny Sonata arc. Wailer: Youuuuuu Suuuuuuuck! hehehehe 2 1 I have done a TON of AE work, both long form and single arc. Just search the AE mish list for my sig @cranebump. For more information on my stories, head to the AE forum sub-heading and look for “Crane’s World.” Support your AE authors! We ARE the new content.
Troo Posted July 10, 2020 Author Posted July 10, 2020 These are great! "Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown (Wise words Unknown!) Si vis pacem, para bellum
Xanatos Posted July 10, 2020 Posted July 10, 2020 Anytime an NPC watches me murder all his friends, and then says, amidst a pile of bodies: "Looks like trouble". 1 City of Heroes Class of 2001.
CursedSorcerer Posted July 14, 2020 Posted July 14, 2020 [NPC] SWAT Officer: It's too bad I can't arrest you for stupidity. [NPC] Scrounger Brawler: Maybe I ran the red and maybe I didn't. I wouldn't be the first. I'm going to have to side with SWAT Officer on this one... 1
Yomo Kimyata Posted July 17, 2020 Posted July 17, 2020 On 2/17/2020 at 3:35 AM, Ignatz the Insane said: "I assure you my good man, Nemesis is definitely 'down with the street'. Word up my homie, as it were". Lt. Ferguson All the dialogue in that mission is gold. 2 Who run Bartertown?
MTeague Posted July 17, 2020 Posted July 17, 2020 Fusionette, in RWZ misisons. HEY! EYES UP HERE, PAL! (though really, given her costume, one has to wonder a bit at just what she was expecting.....) Roster: MTeague's characters: The Good, The Bad, and The Gold
ImpousVileTerror Posted July 18, 2020 Posted July 18, 2020 Honestly? All I ever see are those damned pigtails! 1
PhantomBelcher Posted July 18, 2020 Posted July 18, 2020 On 7/17/2020 at 6:11 PM, MTeague said: Fusionette, in RWZ misisons. HEY! EYES UP HERE, PAL! (though really, given her costume, one has to wonder a bit at just what she was expecting.....) 17 hours ago, ImpousVileTerror said: Honestly? All I ever see are those damned pigtails! Doesn't she say that to Arbiter Sands of all people?
Frostbiter Posted July 19, 2020 Posted July 19, 2020 Just run across this gem in Eagle Eye's Personal Mission when I got turned around and went the wrong way: Eagle Eye: Deadlock wandered around for a bit, maybe he was disoriented or checking for other exits... Deadlock: Where's the crapper in this joint anyway? 2 Torchbearer Discount Heroes SG: Frostbiter - Ice/Ice Blaster Throneblade - Broadsword/Dark Armor Brute Silver Mantra - Martial Arts/Electric Armor Scrapper
Delta Posted July 20, 2020 Posted July 20, 2020 After saving a hostage during one of Angus McQueen's missions: Who tha hero? You tha hero, Hero! You tha hero!
EmmySky Posted July 23, 2020 Posted July 23, 2020 Maria Jenkins defeat Nightstar and stolen scanner: [NPC] Elite Resistance Fighter: Okay, I got it to make the beep-boo-beep but I ain't got a squiggle-McGee on what the gizmo does.
GastlyGibus Posted July 24, 2020 Posted July 24, 2020 I could honestly post the entirety of The Radio's dialogue here, because I love every last bit of it, but I'll just settle for this little snippet that I enjoy. "... we've been seeing loyal listeners sent back to the Big Zig in Paragon through the efforts of a mysterious group of vigilantes who call themselves Wyvern. Now, you're probably thinking: 'But Radio Free Opportunity, this doesn't matter to me because I'm not a loser.'" 2 2 Global Handle: @Gibs A guy with unpopular opinions.
Twisted Toon Posted July 24, 2020 Posted July 24, 2020 This happened in game, but it wasn't said by an NPC... I was on my Grav/Time controller doing a few +4/x8 level 50 missions with a couple of friends. One of them commented that I was tossing the entire second hand store at the bad guys. To which I replied, "No sense in tossing the good stuff at them" 3 1
GastlyGibus Posted July 25, 2020 Posted July 25, 2020 Been running a new villain, encountering some old redside dialogue I forgot about. During the "Recover Amanda Vines" mission from Marshal Brass: [NPC] Amanda Vines: I don't suppose any of you, uh, 'guys' would want to do an interview? [NPC] Shivan: Blurble [NPC] Amanda Vines: If you get me out of here, Femme Flare, I promise not to do an expose on you for a year! 1 Global Handle: @Gibs A guy with unpopular opinions.
srmalloy Posted July 25, 2020 Posted July 25, 2020 Just now: [NPC] Gravedigger Slammer: Why you heroes dress so crazy? 1 1
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