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Save the Office tip mission: Defeat Flambeaux, Defeat Blast Furnace

I find myself fighting freaks.  Even they are less than enamored with Ms. Flambeaux and her wacky ways!

 

  [NPC] Stunner Freak: Man, I dunno about you...but I think this Flambeaux chick is...I dunno...crazy.

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Mad Freak Slammer: Okay, here's how it goes. I give my dastardly plot ideas and you all go, 'oooo' and 'ahhhh'.

 

Capo Gunner: It's like I always say, 'If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets'!

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The Imperious Task Force honestly has a lot of good lines.

During the "Retake the City" mission:

 

Raserei Ubermenschen Rocket: Do you really think this is going to work?
Raserei Ubermenschen Fire: I always think it's going to work. That is what makes me such a loyal subject!

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Doing a lot of carnie missions tonight.  These are over several different missions:

 

[NPC] Dark Ring Mistress: We're in the middle of something important here!

 

[NPC] Master Illusionist: Let she who was lost be recovered.
[NPC] Master Illusionist: You made me forget my next line!

 

[NPC] Iron Strongman: Keep a close eye out. Heroes could be coming.
[NPC] Harlequin Juggler: I ain't afraid of no heroes!

 

[NPC] Harlequin Juggler: Vanessa says not to kill too many.
[NPC] Attendant: Check. How many is too many?

 

and perhaps the most creepy:

 

[NPC] Iron Strongman: Are you my new playmate?

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I had ported into Croatoa and was superjumping to the university for some crafting when I saw (to the best of my recollection) this:

 

[NPC] Campus Security: Don’t think I won’t ticket you for super jumping over a building. Just try me!

 

I busted a gut when I saw that! I should have screen capped it when I got the chance, but I didn’t think about it at the time and I haven’t seen it again since.

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Just now ran across this in the final mish of Johnny Sonata arc.

 

Wailer: Youuuuuu Suuuuuuuck!

 

hehehehe

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On 7/17/2020 at 6:11 PM, MTeague said:

Fusionette, in RWZ misisons.    HEY! EYES UP HERE, PAL!

 

(though really, given her costume, one has to wonder a bit at just what she was expecting.....)

 

17 hours ago, ImpousVileTerror said:

Honestly?  All I ever see are those damned pigtails!

Doesn't she say that to Arbiter Sands of all people?

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Just run across this gem in Eagle Eye's Personal Mission when I got turned around and went the wrong way:

 

Eagle Eye: Deadlock wandered around for a bit, maybe he was disoriented or checking for other exits...

Deadlock: Where's the crapper in this joint anyway?

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Discount Heroes SG:

Frostbiter - Ice/Ice Blaster

Throneblade - Broadsword/Dark Armor Brute

Silver Mantra - Martial Arts/Electric Armor Scrapper

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I could honestly post the entirety of The Radio's dialogue here, because I love every last bit of it, but I'll just settle for this little snippet that I enjoy.

"... we've been seeing loyal listeners sent back to the Big Zig in Paragon through the efforts of a mysterious group of vigilantes who call themselves Wyvern. Now, you're probably thinking: 'But Radio Free Opportunity, this doesn't matter to me because I'm not a loser.'"

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This happened in game, but it wasn't said by an NPC...

 

I was on my Grav/Time controller doing a few +4/x8 level 50 missions with a couple of friends.

 

One of them commented that I was tossing the entire second hand store at the bad guys.

 

To which I replied, "No sense in tossing the good stuff at them"

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Been running a new villain, encountering some old redside dialogue I forgot about. During the "Recover Amanda Vines" mission from Marshal Brass:

 

[NPC] Amanda Vines: I don't suppose any of you, uh, 'guys' would want to do an interview?
[NPC] Shivan: Blurble
[NPC] Amanda Vines: If you get me out of here, Femme Flare, I promise not to do an expose on you for a year!

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