Developer The Curator Posted April 1, 2020 Developer Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) Take Your Child to Work Day To simulate a more true-to-life superhero experience, all heroes and villains must now take their children to work! Your child will follow you around and will always move slightly slower than you Be sure to take regular breaks so they can catch up Please note that, just like real children, you cannot dismiss them and they must be cared for at all times Powers Brawl This power has been significantly rebalanced to ensure all characters are on an even footing Nerf Bats All players now have the ability to nerf each other with large foam bats This change should finally ensure that the game is perfectly balanced, as all things should be Floors Floors have been removed from the game Nemesis Plots Edited April 1, 2020 by The Curator 9 3 35 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidbit Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 What is today? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torentsa Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Finally! 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
termyt Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 I was going to say you are early, but it's only too early in North and South America, so carry on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoX4ever Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 LOL Happy April's fool day to you too Curator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArchVileTerror Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Mayhaps a smidge premature given the physical location of the majority of the playerbase . . . However, I -do- actually like the idea of Take Your Child to Work Day! I'm all-for that being a new mission/holiday event! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felis Noctu Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Excellent work! Now the game will finally be true to how we all wished it'd been from launch! Mids' Reborn : Hero Designer The build planner to make your awesome characters even more awesome! "... and so we went into that dark night, for we knew our dawn would come again..."~ The Meowcronomicon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noyjitat Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, ArchVileTerror said: Mayhaps a smidge premature given the physical location of the majority of the playerbase . . . However, I -do- actually like the idea of Take Your Child to Work Day! I'm all-for that being a new mission/holiday event! As long as it like Gary the Stormtroopers take your daughter to work day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanoman Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 This was really confusing, until I realised there was a typo in it. You've spelled "Foorls" wrong twice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkonCOH99 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 But I don't have any children, can I kill mine? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanden Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 This patch has introduced some new bugs; I noticed that my character now has a Canadian accent, and instead of the normal voice clip for Taunt, the game is instead playing the album Hi Infidelity by REO Speedwagon in its entirety whenever I use Taunt. 2 6 A Cheat Sheet for efficient Endurance Recovery slotting Invention Set Designer Tool Spreadsheet with every Ancillary Power Pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ariamaki Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 God I kinda want April Fools Brawl to actually be a power. This random-direction super high magnitude Knockback is comically fun, and the... other effects (no spoilers) are also great. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troo Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 10 minutes ago, The Curator said: Floors Floors have been removed from the game Folks told me fly was better than super jump.. "Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown (Wise words Unknown!) Si vis pacem, para bellum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septipheran Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 17 minutes ago, The Curator said: Nemesis Plots 10/10 would read these patch notes again. 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noyjitat Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) 19 minutes ago, The Curator said: Take Your Child to Work Day Please note that, just like real children, you cannot dismiss them and they must be cared for at all times Kevin McCalister disagrees. Edited April 1, 2020 by Noyjitat 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeraphia Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Rumor has it... It works especially well on Titan Weapons users. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyMailman Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 FYI, the Toy Bat appears to be able to deal actual damage to folks like Positron and Citadel, even though they're allies. I'm sure they're somehow tagged as invincible in some way, but seeing real damage numbers over their heads makes me worry that they might actually be killable, with some effort, which would be one hell of a way to grief folks. Pinnacle refugee. Powers and math guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indystruck Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Ah, good, I needed a place to live my own personal waking nightmare. @Twi - Phobia on Everlasting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanden Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Brawl is using that new knockback code to send enemies flying in random directions, isn't it 2 1 2 A Cheat Sheet for efficient Endurance Recovery slotting Invention Set Designer Tool Spreadsheet with every Ancillary Power Pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Replacement Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 This brawl brings me unending glee. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarky Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 I have asked in game and been told there is no way to remove it. it really creeps me out and I been working a lot, so my gaming time is precious if there is no way to get rid of it I will be going to WoW for a while. any ideas? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ukase Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 This was amusing for the first +2 hellion. Now it's just annoying. Wake me when it's over. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarky Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 I was just informed the kid is not removable. can someone tell me when it goes away. until then I am in WoW thanks 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkbunnie Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) how long we going have baby new year with us omg Edited April 1, 2020 by darkbunnie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WanderingAries Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Kinda wanna see some of this as Temp Powers... OG Server: Pinnacle <||> Current Primary Server: Torchbearer || Also found on the others if desired Installing CoX: Windows || MacOS || MacOS for M1 <||> Migrating Data from an Older Installation Clubs: Mid's Hero Designer || PC Builders || HC Wiki || Jerk Hackers Old Forums <||> Titan Network <||> Heroica! (by @Shenanigunner) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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