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On 9/5/2020 at 11:39 AM, Clave Dark 5 said:

I wrought matter from the Planck Era of the universe, blew my breath into the Expansion Era and have surfed the cosmic background radiation since before this galaxy began to coalesce from the minor fluctuations of gravity.     Or it feels like then when I get out of bed in the morning.

I'm only from the Epoch of Re-ionization, so I guess you win.

(I'm from 1976, so not even older than the OP, but had to react to this astronomy reference).

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The adventurous Space Janitor reporting for duty. Cleaning the universe since 1992 and Paragon City, the Rogue Isles and Praetoria since 2011.

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TMBG FTW!

When my son was six he could sing "The Sun is a Mass of Incandescent Gas" all the way through, but we never got it on video. (I was usually driving him to daycare).

 

I blame the subsequent news that the song is almost entirely incorrect for his later avoidance of a career in Science!

 

"Miasma of Incandescent Plasma" just doesn't have the same ring.

Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko.

Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko.

But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!)

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On 10/6/2020 at 6:47 PM, EmmySky said:

Oh I love TMBG!

 

On 10/6/2020 at 8:50 PM, Ironblade said:

Same for me and my brother's family.  His wife made Particle Woman in CoH.

 

1 minute ago, DoctorDitko said:

TMBG FTW!

When my son was six he could sing "The Sun is a Mass of Incandescent Gas" all the way through, but we never got it on video. (I was usually driving him to daycare).

 

I blame the subsequent news that the song is almost entirely incorrect for his later avoidance of a career in Science!

 

"Miasma of Incandescent Plasma" just doesn't have the same ring.

They were the last band I saw in concert, February pre-COVID.  To bring it back to the "old" theme, it was their tour (now mostly postponed until 2021) commemorating the 30th anniversary of their album Flood.

 

It was a great show.  

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Who run Bartertown?

 

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On 9/5/2020 at 10:33 AM, DoctorDitko said:

OK, I think I have a tongue-in-cheek test for antiquity:

 

1. Who won, Nikolai or Thomas?

2. Name Zeppo's brothers.

3. If Carol, Tim, and Harvey had a race, who would come in last?

4. Spike totally won what medium?

5. Where were you on July 20th, 1969 and why?

 

No fair googling, but if you do at least you'll learn something, you dadgum whippersnappers!

PS: I live in a log cabin, I don't have a lawn. But if I did...

1. Thomas won, but NIkolai should have

2. Harpo, Grouch, Chico are the three you saw the most often, Gummo and Zeppo not so much.

3. The old man was played by Tim Conway.

4. Radio and is now replaced by PDQ Bach for classical and Weird AL for that more modern rock stuff

5. I was in a Trailer because I was only 5

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I am 56 and 7/12ths years old. 

 

Counting the modern movie there have been 9 actors that have played the three stooges.  Usually the three in the movie don't count as they are playing 3 of the original 6.  

 

The three stooges are:   Moe, Larry, Shemp, Curly, Joe, & Curly Joe

 

My favorite old timey trivia: Who is the Lone Rangers Great Nephew? 

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On 9/5/2020 at 6:33 PM, DoctorDitko said:

OK, I think I have a tongue-in-cheek test for antiquity:

 

1. Who won, Nikolai or Thomas?

2. Name Zeppo's brothers.

3. If Carol, Tim, and Harvey had a race, who would come in last?

4. Spike totally won what medium?

5. Where were you on July 20th, 1969 and why?

 

No fair googling, but if you do at least you'll learn something, you dadgum whippersnappers!

PS: I live in a log cabin, I don't have a lawn. But if I did...

That's just a test to see if I know history. I can give you random facts about multiple centuries but that doesn't make me hundreds of years old.

 

 

 

 

 

Or does it?

 

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I used to play under the handle @Purple Clown, back on Live. Now I play under @Lunchmoney

 

I'm in the UK and play on Reunion.

 

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On 9/5/2020 at 1:33 PM, DoctorDitko said:

1. Who won, Nikolai or Thomas?

Just noticed this exchange.  His name was Nikola, not Nikolai.

 

4 hours ago, Banazir Galasbor said:

2. Harpo, Grouch, Chico are the three you saw the most often, Gummo and Zeppo not so much.

Groucho, not Grouch.

 

Now get off my lawn.

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Originally on Infinity.  I have Ironblade on every shard.  -  My only AE arc:  The Origin of Mark IV  (ID 48002)

Link to the story of Toggle Man, since I keep having to track down my original post.

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On 10/8/2020 at 1:05 PM, Yomo Kimyata said:

commemorating the 30th anniversary of their album Flood.

 

Still a stand-out among my favorite albums!

I happened across the CD at the public library, and checked it out on a whim, circa 1993.

 

I was really pissed at all my friends when I raved about it and they all said, "Well, yeah, we knew about TMBG."

 

Bastards didn't tell me, did they?

 

I have since forgiven them, but it took a while.

9 minutes ago, Ironblade said:

His name was Nikola, not Nikolai.

Damn! This, kids, is why you should never be your own proofreader!

I'll turn in my press pass.

4 hours ago, Banazir Galasbor said:

3. The old man was played by Tim Conway.

I can't remember his character's name, but the "Missus Hu-whiggins" and the agonizingly slow shuffle (to the point where he could regularly corpse* Carol) was one of the funniest things I can remember from that era.

 

* Beware tvtropes link: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Corpsing

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Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko.

Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko.

But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!)

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2 hours ago, MrAxe said:

Not read the thread yet but I reckon the dusty old vamp will win.🙃

I was just about to chime in lol.  And yes, you living old players have not reached the age of some of the scuff marks on my favorite coffin yet.

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On 9/5/2020 at 8:12 AM, Hyperstrike said:


At 47, my frickin' odometer hurts.
Imagine a Yugo that someone thought would be funny to turn into a 4x4 and then beat the ever-loving crap out of.
Bad roads, no roads, rock-crawling, mudding, etc.
Face-down the entire time.
 


And Gobbeldygook, tacking 2 years on, it's even worse...

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If you want to be godlike, pick anything.

If you want to be GOD, pick a TANK!

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I may not be The oldest (in the upper tier for sure / GenX), but this sure explains my body / life:

 

 

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Installing CoX:  Windows  ||  MacOS  ||  MacOS for M1  <||>  Migrating Data from an Older Installation


Clubs: Mid's Hero Designer  ||  PC Builders  ||  HC Wiki  ||  Jerk Hackers


Old Forums  <||>  Titan Network  <||>  Heroica! (by @Shenanigunner)

 

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On 9/5/2020 at 2:29 AM, DoctorDitko said:

OK, there are a few threads that make me think I might not be the most ancient of days player on the Homecoming server.

 

Are you older than me? I just turned 58, which should mean I know better, but (to my surprise) that's not thing that actually happens. You don't get wiser, you just remember all the mistakes you made when you were younger. Then you pretend you are wiser to the youngsters.

 

Oops. Should have used the spoiler tag, but I can't figure out how to use it!

 

OK. so the oldest player wins 20 million inf from Yomo er, 1 million inf from me, and a promise to team up with you any time you want, as long as it's not too far past my bedtime.

Look at this big data farmer! Nice try, pal 😉

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..It only takes one Beanbag fan saying that they JRANGER it for the devs to revert it.

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5 hours ago, Herotu said:

Look at this big data farmer! Nice try, pal 😉

 

Your CoH character name is your first pet's name as your first name and the street you grew up on as your last name!

 

Also, how much inf would you have if you had as much as your social security number?

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Who run Bartertown?

 

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41 minutes ago, Yomo Kimyata said:

 

Your CoH character name is your first pet's name as your first name and the street you grew up on as your last name!

 

Also, how much inf would you have if you had as much as your social security number?

 

a) Millie Dixon (thought I thought the game was "porn star name" [which makes my wife's moniker of Oscar Old Route 30 pretty damned funny]).

 

b) Pretty goddamned rich, man (I'd waste it all on sets for potential toons I'd never make).

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59 minutes ago, Kinestron said:

No one will ever be as old as Wizard Lord.

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Looks like you might want to cut back on the hubris pills.

 

This thread isn't character related.

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If someone posts a reply quoting me and I don't reply, they may be on ignore.

(It seems I'm involved with so much at this point that I may not be able to easily retrieve access to all the notifications)

Some players know that I have them on ignore and are likely to make posts knowing that is the case.

But the fact that I have them on ignore won't stop some of them from bullying and harassing people, because some of them love to do it. There is a group that have banded together to target forum posters they don't like. They think that this behavior is acceptable.

Ignore (in the forums) and /ignore (in-game) are tools to improve your gaming experience. Don't feel bad about using them.

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1 hour ago, Yomo Kimyata said:

 

Your CoH character name is your first pet's name as your first name and the street you grew up on as your last name!

 

Also, how much inf would you have if you had as much as your social security number?

I might have to roll up "Mitzi Panoramic"

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