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During Manticore TF, mostly, and other stealthable Crey missions....

 

* You would think Elite Security Agents would notice doors opening and elevators moving. 

 

Synapse TF, sent to one of the police boxes....

 

* The Clockwork King called.  Your vehicle warranty is going to expire.

 

Synapse TF, warehouse worker rescue:

 

* This city is full of soul sucking wizards and Nazi super soldiers, but no.  You got tooken hostage by these things.

 

Citadel TF:

 

* Where are the soldiers?  I was told there would be soldiers!

 

'Defeat all villains in.....'

 

* How do we tell which are the villains, and which are just misunderstood?

 

You must have your own versions of these. 

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Cit TF:

“Say what you will about The Council, but their HR program is top notch.”

 

when running Acrobattle (staff melee):

“Somebody order a shiny metal stick?”

 

Frostfire:

“This is my (insert ridiculously high number) Frostfire mission!”

 

When I ignominiously faceplant:

“Hubris. The ultimate debuff.”

Or sometimes just: “Hubris.”

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5 hours ago, cranebump said:

When I ignominiously faceplant:

“Hubris. The ultimate debuff.”

Or sometimes just: “Hubris.”

* "This falls somewhat short of a best case scenario."

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Players say the darndest things.

 

I say "boo" when others level. 

 

I say "thanks, I deserve it" if people acknowledge my level up. 

 

I say "that's not nice, bad guys" if I happen to get defeated. 

 

I also say inappropriate (or complementary) things at times and immediately follow it up with "typo".

 

Regards,

Dave

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THE SMELL OF FRESH PAINT IS NEARLY OVERWHELMING! - Line from Citadel's TF and quoted for whatever mission that re-uses the same door.

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"Tsoo tsuck." on a Tsoo mission. Which generally tsarts 30 minutes of tsoo many tsoo puns from the team. It's tsad, they just won't tstop!

 

The "Get the G-Cells" mission: "By the sea shore?"

 

The "Rescue Polly mission"--"Polly is right here!" or  "Polly rescue Polly?"--while playing my parrot alt Polly's Revenge.

 

Probably alot more I'm forgetting…

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When soloing at settings ridiculously beyond the capacity of whatever low level character I'm playing I often say <bleep!> and <blankety blank!> and on occasion <bleepity blanking blankety bleep!>. My EB/MC blaster Polecat Plum Ink Man (see avatar) says 'Tsoo-ee!" a lot.

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All the time - "Just one more alt"

 

Cruising through Atlas looking at heroes and talking to VGmates - " well thats a stupid name, good grief look at that one"

 

LFG, LFG, LFG - "just form your own team, sheesh"

 

(Local) RPhero1 - " I say you look quite ravishing"

RPhero2 - looks on suddenly remembering Dirk Danger

Me - " oh for Cthulu's sake do that crap in tells or on teamspeak"

 

(Tells) Weirdo - "nice costume there girl"

Me - " keep it in your pants perv I'm a 50 yr old veteran getting in touch with my feminine side"

 

 

 

 

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"I really wish Build Up didn't have that huge debuff to Assassin's Blades' to-hit."

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14 hours ago, Sovera said:

THE SMELL OF FRESH PAINT IS NEARLY OVERWHELMING! - Line from Citadel's TF and quoted for whatever mission that re-uses the same door.

 

Re-used doors get a comment from me like:  "Somebody get me the name of the realtor for this place.  I've got a house I'm needing to sell."

 

9 hours ago, Yomo Kimyata said:

Every time I "arrest" Archon Roget I yell, "Throw the book at him!"

 

Sometimes, someone else on the team says "You mean tome!" and I know I've found one of my people.

Be sure to friend them on your MaskTome account.

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Clicking computers for clues:

 

* It's Arakhn's secret recipe for chicken salad!

** Ewww, she adds raisins.

 

* Hillary's emails!

 

* Vandal sure has a big collection of Gimli/Treebeard slash.

 

* Does the Countess know about all this porn? 

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Spread My Legions - #207 | Lawyers of Ghastly Horror - #581 | Jerk Hackers! - #16299 | Ecloga Prima - #25362 | Deth Kick Champions! - #25818 | Heaven and Hell - #26231 | The Legion of Super Skulls - #27660 | Cathedral of Mild Discomfort - #38872 | The Birch Conspiracy! - #39291

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I sometimes say the line from Dumb and Dumber  "Hey Guys!  Big gulps huh?" and then when I'm done 'arresting' them "Well, see ya later!".  It's not even funny it's just a silly thing I say for some reason.  Another is to sing the Mighty Mouse battle cry "Here I come to save the day!" full on Andy Kaufman style.

 

I've always wanted to do the 'Leeroy Jenkins' battle cry before a raid and listen to everyone freak out.  Not a good way to earn DKP though, lol.

 

Sometimes I catch myself just talking to the mobs saying things like "Aaaand just where do you think you are going?" or "Get back here you slobbering coward!"...   Just random nonsense.  (which is pretty much what everything I say is, lol)

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