Forum Cartel

[Bill Z Bubba]

1 hour ago, Clave Dark 5 said:

Anything?

 

[The_Warpact]

4 hours ago, Clave Dark 5 said:

Anything?

It worked you got a "like" out of it!

[Clave Dark 5]

FOOLS SOON I'LL CRUSH YOU ALL!

[Snarky]

5 hours ago, Clave Dark 5 said:

Anything?

literally anything.

[Sovera]

You will get there. I will prepare a tiny throne tou can rest on between running to fetch coffee.

[Andreah]

I think I would be there already if I posted more often and people liked those posts more.

[Moka]

I pick up girls at the bar by telling them about my reputation on a 20 year old videogame's forums.

[The_Warpact]

5 minutes ago, Moka said:

I pick up girls at the bar by telling them about my reputation on a 20 year old videogame's forums.

Is that a Boomer bar?

[catsi563]

I tend to just randomly lightning bolt things and ride around on penguins 

 

[SeraphimKensai]

Here I am essentially the Devil with my Forum Rep of 666, just looking through the chill frosted glass of the bar all these cartel members are at, waiting for when they leave so I can mug them and take their wheels to the nearest chop shop.

[Luminara]

1 minute ago, SeraphimKensai said:

Here I am essentially the Devil with my Forum Rep of 666, just looking through the chill frosted glass of the bar all these cartel members are at, waiting for when they leave so I can mug them and take their wheels to the nearest chop shop.

 

I poo-pooed your rep count and foiled your plan.

 

[SeraphimKensai]

3 minutes ago, Luminara said:

 

I poo-pooed your rep count and foiled your plan.

 

Thanks I suppose. Now they'll never see me coming.

[Spaghetti Betty]

15 hours ago, Aurora_Girl said:

 

Hasn't helped @PeregrineFalcon 😛

I'll bring a bigger gun

[Yomo Kimyata]

Listen, we all know that how good a person you are has nothing to do with how many numbers you have next to your name on some stupid website.

 

It has to do with (looks left) having your green number higher than your white number.  That's it!

[ChzBoi]

33 minutes ago, Yomo Kimyata said:

Listen, we all know that how good a person you are has nothing to do with how many numbers you have next to your name on some stupid website.

 

It has to do with (looks left) having your green number higher than your white number.  That's it!

...cool.... 🙂

[The_Warpact]

56 minutes ago, Yomo Kimyata said:

Listen, we all know that how good a person you are has nothing to do with how many numbers you have next to your name on some stupid website.

 

It has to do with (looks left) having your green number higher than your white number.  That's it!

Please, look up the definition of "satire" and "stick in the mud". 😉

[Yomo Kimyata]

2 minutes ago, The_Warpact said:

Please, look up the definition of "satire" and "stick in the mud". 😉

 

Sure, I'll...

 

(looks left at your stats)

 

do no such thing, noob!

[WanderingAries]

On 12/28/2021 at 6:49 PM, Bill Z Bubba said:

 

I would certainly hope so if rectal bleaching is involved.

 

So long as it's bleaching and not bleeding. Might need a different type of help for that one.

[Galaxy Brain]

Checkmate

[Troo]

Congratulations @The_Warpact

 

While your application is being reviewed, temporary access has been granted.

 

A question from the compliance department:

"Has the applicant exceeded their Attachment Quota and participated in a powers conversation with @Bopper using numbers, formulas, or statistics to fortify their position?"

 

They are sticklers making sure all the boxes have been checked.

 

Random tips to increase the acceleration of ascension:

• Liberally apply absolute terms like "always" "everyone" "never". This will signal others to chime in.
• Post epic costumes to boost your likes.
• Defend /regen with all your might. Sorry, I think that one is incorrect.
• Choose wisely between the cartel factions. (whiteknighters, newbcrushers, martyrs, etc)

 

And remember: If you haven't been moderated, are you really trying hard enough?

 

p.s.

 

Edited December 30, 2021 by Troo

[Nerio72]

Oh it's "Cartel"! I've been misspelling it as "Karen" this whole time! 🤓

[JasperStone]

On 12/29/2021 at 3:04 AM, Bill Z Bubba said:

 

NEMESIS PLOT!!!

[Coyotedancer]

I'd rather have my custom title back... 'Still kind'a grumpy about losing that with the forum update. 😖

[Shenanigunner]

On 12/29/2021 at 7:59 AM, Andreah said:

I think I would be there already if I posted more often and people liked those posts more.

 

And just think... you'd be a millionaire if you only had more money!

[Luminara]

On 12/28/2021 at 5:40 PM, Bill Z Bubba said:

Wasn't the original forum cartel 10000 posts?

 

Corporate restructuring necessitated a reduction of membership requirements in an effort to boost our numbers.